It’s not unusual for me to be in pain after a session, as you all know by now! But this time the pain was in my cheeks and in my sides from laughing so much.
I didn’t think I could laugh as much in a session as I did the first time I wrestled the delectable Zoe Page but I was wrong. Because here she was again. Cracking jokes, making funny noises and being the utter hilarious delight that she really is!
After my first ever session with her at Ari’s awesome Splosh Day event in June, I’ve been chomping at the bit to meet her again.
With her living out in Spain, her time in England is limited so it was essential I booked up with her now before she flew back for the rest of the year! And boy am I glad I did!
Obviously, Zoe is beautiful and she’s a lady. A gorgeous, classy, sex bomb of a lady! And she is also a fantasy wrestler. She made it clear to me when I first discovered she wrestled that she’s not a competitive grappler.
So, I already knew there wouldn’t be a host of armbars, triangles, elaborate chokes and holds that most girls I’ve wrestled enjoy putting me in and making me submit from.
But what Zoe does do, she does exceptionally well. And, in any case, she has some punishing moves that she’s certainly not shy about using on her victims!
The fun started before we actually hit the mats. I turned up at Dodgy Dave’s amazing place in Woking and Zoe was there looking all fabulous and ready for fun. She treated me to one of her delicious cups of tea before we got down to it.
During our conversations, the laughs had already started and nothing changed as we got set for action. In fact, she laughed so hard that she snorted!! Which, of course prompted more giggles. But she asked me not to mention the snorting so I won’t.
Zoe also wanted to keep her rather funky socks on (hence some of the photos on here!) before she eventually took them off.
And then the wrestling fantasy became reality once again as we started rolling around on the mats. We joked and mocked each other’s attempts at getting the other until…BINGO! I struck first!
My trusty old body scissor finally came back and she tapped!!!! Feeling more confident about myself we carried on and…BOOM! I struck again. Same move, same outcome. 2-0 to the loser!!!!!
Wham! Bamalam! Thank you mam! Now I felt like a real man! Zoe played her part by pretending to be upset at the scoreline but the smiles and jokes kept flowing. As did the underhand moves by both of us.
I pulled her hair and tried to attack her with my stubble that had served me well against other girls but Zoe wasn’t phased at all. In fact, she seemed to enjoy it!! She got her own dirty tricks in by biting me, pulling my chest hair, pinching me and tickling me. All of those had an effect!!
She also remembered to wrestle and attacked me like a thunderball to get me in a body scissor of her own that made me squeal out my submission!
By now though, the wrestling felt like a sideshow to the other entertainment! We were laughing constantly! Zoe carried on her tradition of making strange noises including imitating a lamb and more snorting (but I won’t mention that as she doesn’t want me to…).
I got my hat-trick of body scissors to earn a third submission out of her and I was now closing in on my first win in more than two years!! But who really cared?!
We carried on rolling around back and forth on the mats. We carried on mocking each other and making each other cry with laughter. And we carried on using dirty tricks to try to get an advantage.
Going back to the actual wrestling, Zoe made it 3-2 with one of her own body scissors. She had me trapped between those punishing legs and was not letting me go. When she’s on the attack, she switches to femme fatale mode and it’s hard to resist!
And that was that. A fantastic, hilarious hour just gone in a flash. We were still laughing as the session finished. We were still laughing after the session had finished. I’m still laughing now the day after!
Amongst the hilarity, I had actually won a wrestling match. Fantasy or no fantasy, it still counts. But the truth is I had won just by booking the session in the first place. Zoe is that damn good.
She is a wonderful fantasy wrestler. She can put the squeeze on when the opportunity arises but she’ll have you drooling, giggling and desperate for more in no time. She is the cute, daughter of darkness and totally adorable!
And, like the best wrestlers, Zoe is keen on ensuring you have a great time and enjoy every aspect of the session.
The one thing I always hope my blog can achieve is to inspire other guys to take the plunge and book sessions with the girls. And that’s what I hope will happen with Zoe. Don’t just read about her or talk about sessioning with her…GO AHEAD AND BOOK HER! Trust me, she’s well worth it!
As I left for home, we were already planning our next meeting. And there she was talking about it happening at a zoo! I know, I know…she’s a one off is Zoe!