Sensational Sativa delights on the mats


Wow! I was expecting Sativa to be brilliant as I’d heard so many positive reviews from girls who worked with her and guys who’d been lucky enough to session with her.

But it turns out they were all wrong – she’s way better than anything I’d been told! Lightning fast, super strong, incredibly skilful and an absolute beautiful sweetheart to go with it!

Out of many of the delightful newbies who’ve come along in the past two years, Sativa has been high on my wish list and it was a sheer delight to be able to tick the box at TC Wrestling’s Rowley gym.

I’d actually met her for the first time a week before, when I had a session with Raven, and I didn’t hesitate to book her once she told me she’d be back on my turf, so to speak!


As you can see from the photos, she was looking fabulous for our session. Gorgeous face, cracking body and those ultra cool hair braids (She probably thinks I’m the weird ‘hair fetish’ guy given the amount of times I comment on her styles!).

She’d had a full day filming with the awesome Bert Wrestler but there was no sign of that at all and she was clearly full of energy and in the mood to destroy me!

And boy did she hit me with her hurricane right from the beginning! She produced quite possibly the maddest minute I’ve ever experienced in mixed wrestling! After pouncing on me, she got me in at least four different moves in ultra quick succession.

I’d have tapped every single time if she’d have kept me in the hold but instead she released after a few seconds and gave me a running commentary on the different ways she could make me tap if she really wanted to!


I was in a daze and I knew this one was going to be trouble!

Things calmed down (relatively speaking) but the traffic was still flowing in one direction. Sativa would attack, I’d desperately cower and try to defend and then she’d laugh.

Her body scissors, head scissors and triangles were immense, her arm bars, head locks, guillotines and smothers were perfectly executed and her chat was devastating.

There were only a few submissions as she chose to hold back a little and taunt me instead. I knew damn well that she could take me at will but I enjoyed the psychological boost of the score being quite low – even if she dominated me completely!


I impressed her once or twice (I think) by holding on for dear life and even escaping some of her moves. But I was under no illusion that she had several gears she could go up if she wanted.

The most impressive move out of Sativa’s outstanding performance was when she made me tap out in sheer pain after executing a camel clutch. Apparently, she never used to be able to do that so well – I can confirm she bloody well can now!

Her other submissions came through me being crushed by her powerful arms and legs, smothered by her fantastic breasts or fearing that my arms would be broken when she caught me in bars and locks!

Sativa was so quick and flexible which, combined with her strength, meant she could do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted! And it seemed as if she knew what I was going to try to do before even I did!


I did manage to mount my own attacks a couple of times. It won’t surprise you to hear that my legs got her in body and head scissors and I like to think she had to work a bit to get out of them!

However, her expression never changed no matter how hard I squeezed! There was no contortion, no groans of pain, just a “Ooh well done. This is giving me a decent workout” and the same smile on her face that she had when I arrived!

I told her this was disconcerting and her expression finally changed to one of great satisfaction!

As the match wore on, I engaged her in more chat to help keep her at bay for longer. I also backed off many times out of fear and self preservation! But whatever I did, there was ultimately no escape from Sativa!


The session just flew by – such was the fun and immense action we were enjoying – and when Bert came in to signal the end, we were both genuinely surprised!

She struck a victory pose to highlight the dominance she had enjoyed over me and it’s hard to argue that it wasn’t well deserved!

Sativa is magnificent. Breathtakingly talented and an absolute stunner. I could see exactly why she’s made such a massive impact in just over two years in the scene! I’m already looking forward to another session with the sensational one!


Flying high after my session with Raven


I’ve been keen to meet ravishing Raven on the wrestling mats for years so when I saw she was heading to Birmingham, I wasn’t going to miss out!

I’d seen her at Pippa L’Vinn’s wrestling shows in Manchester, watched her do her thing on video clips, heard so many great things about her from guys who had sessioned with her and even met her once and enjoyed one of her amazing cups of tea!

So this really was long overdue. Raven is gorgeous. As you can see from the photos, she has this beaming, welcoming smile, the sweetest nature and is a truly fabulous girl to chat to.

She’s also a wrestling machine and packs some incredible power, knowing exactly how and when to use it, so I wasn’t exactly banking on victory!

I got to TC Wrestling’s Rowley gym and was greeted by the main woman herself. I had that glorious feeling of nervousness and excitement as I got ready and knew I was going to love this.


And love it I did! Raven proved to be better than all the reviews and certainly exceeded my expectations. And just look at these photos! Isn’t she looking magnificent?!

There was a bit of time testing each other out with some good natured trash talk to warm us up. Her strength and skill advantage was obvious before we’d started but I got a taste of the gulf in class as she started to execute a few moves that I just managed to escape from.

Raven was toying with me, knowing she could make me submit at will. I experienced her body crushing scissors, head locks, arm bars and then the devastating ankle lock that made me tap out for the first time!

But then, I completely shocked myself and probably Raven by actually levelling the scores up!! During the course of our wrestling, she fell into my scissors and I squeezed a submission out of her against the odds and certainly against the run of play!

I was shocked and delighted! Of course, it didn’t last long because Raven’s own scissors helped her restore her lead and increase that advantage further. But then I did it again! I got her in another body scissor and she gave! Suddenly I felt like a decent wrestler, giving this brilliant talent a run for her money!!


However, a reality check was needed. Firstly, I knew Raven wasn’t going all out and as soon as she cranked up the pressure things changed.

She again started going through her arsenal and putting me in all sorts of bother while giving a running commentary to increase my sense of fear at what was to come.

Like all the great wrestlers, Raven is not adverse to a spot of ‘bending the rules’, shall we say! When I did launch an attack she was certainly quick to tickle me, bend my ears or nipples, or poke me!

Not that she needed to, though. Her class was shining through as she increased her lead. She would have got far more if she didn’t tease and toy around with me!

There was plenty of screaming and groaning in pain from me as she went through her repertoire. She also rag-dolled me around a bit and made it abundantly clear who the dominant one was!


I did have one final shock though. She had me in a headlock and I used a surprisingly decent amount of flexibility to bring my legs up and trap her in a head scissor! She tried to resist but I got her good and she had to tap out!

Damn! I got something other than a body scissor! Perhaps one day I’ll make a wrestler after all?!?!?!

Seriously, I was under no illusions though, the scoreline flattered me somewhat and I got my butt well and truly kicked. But as ever, the main thing was having a great time and Raven delivered big time.

She is a damn fine wrestler, gorgeous, a warm and funny girl who knows who to deliver a session exactly how her client wants.

The whole evening turned out to be brilliant as I also finally met super Sativa for the first time and got to see the awesome Gary, who had come for his own session with Raven. We all went out for a bite to eat after and chewed the fat about all that’s great and bad in the scene.

One thing’s for sure, Raven falls in the ‘great about the scene’ category! She’s an absolute star and I can’t recommend her highly enough!


Inferno’s way too hot to handle – AGAIN!

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My wrestling weekend wonder was originally set to see me take on the gorgeous and talented Aussie Max Girl Viper.

But when she – and potential substitute Siren – chickened out (don’t listen to their ‘excuses’, that’s the story I’m putting out there!) I was left trying to quench my grappling thirst.

So, who better to turn to as I looked to satisfy my wrestling desires than the very best?! Yes, my dear favourite – the amazing Inferno!

I know I’d only faced her 24 hours earlier in a 2v2 tag match with Jade and Roleplay Fan but, as I’ve always said, no matter how many times I session her I always look forward to the next one. She really is that damn good!

Thankfully she had some time free between other sessions and commitments and so I made the short trip out to Woking and, in particular, Dodgy Dave’s marvellous place for our one on one grudge fight.


This was the 20th time I’d had a wrestling session with Inferno (including those doubles where she teamed up with Jade) in five years and in that time I have never made her tap and she has earned more than 150 submissions. Some might suggest it’s a slightly one-sided rivalry…

However, this time was surely going to be the time where her luck finally ran out and I managed to walk away with at least one point to my name?

No, of course it bloody wasn’t! I might adore this woman but, my god, she’s a stubborn and uncharitable cow at times! And those times are usually during our sessions!!

As you can see, she was looking her usual beautiful magnificent self. And even better than that she was also her usual skilful magnificent self on the mats despite her excursions over the weekend and the fact her leg is technically still in recovery mode!

Right from the start, it was clear she was not going to show any mercy or hold back as she went to work.

It’s not as if I was surprised to find Inferno quicker than me, more flexible and more skilled. Obviously, all that’s a given. And she did it with a big smile on her face as I squirmed, moaned, groaned and yelped in pain.

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My only success really came in keeping the scoreline respectably low for a large chunk as I would hold on for dear life or engage her in conversation to distract her from attacking.

But the submissions kept coming however. She got them through head locks, body scissors, arm bars, head scissors…basically, whichever way took her fancy at any given moment.

And then there was her usual flexibility which continue to defy the laws of science and stop me from ever getting a submission out of her!

I wasn’t completely impotent in terms of going on the attack. I made her yell a little once with my body scissor and once with a bear hug. I also managed to get on top and sit on her for a while, even trying to wind her by dropping my butt on her stomach. But mostly, she either laughed or looked bemused at my offensive attempts.

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As usual, there was dirty tricks. On both sides but I’ll argue she started it this time when she was tickling, pinching, slapping and pulling what little chest hair I have while she was on top. What was I supposed to do? Not retaliate?!

Reality was, however, that she didn’t need to cheat. She was doing a damn good job kicking my skinny butt through her wrestling moves!

I tried to lie about how many submissions she had actually attained as the session was nearing the end but she saw through it. And to make sure, she got a couple of quick fire submissions to bump up her scores! The final score was actually 10-0 and not the 8-0 I quoted her! Those times I just held on to her, sat on her or engaged her in chat for lengthy periods sure helped keep the score down!

But, as always, the score isn’t the main thing here (which is just as well for me, really!). The main thing is having a great time and Inferno always succeeds in providing the session I want and to the highest quality.

I make no bones about the fact that she is my favourite. And the fact I keep returning for sessions with her as much as I do (not just wrestling but beatdown, needleplay and domme ones too) speaks volumes about how brilliant she is.

Let’s face it, I’m never going to get a submission out of her. She’s way too determined and, more crucially, talented for me. But I’ll never stop having fun trying and failing!

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Double trouble for me and RP!


There is a fine line between genius and stupidity and I think both Roleplay Fan (RP) and I leapt back and forth over that line.

The ‘Genius’ bit saw RP book the double trouble wrestling besties Inferno and Jade for a 2v2 rematch and me once again agreeing to partner him.

Anyone who has sessioned with them, met them, looked at pictures of them knows it makes sense to wrestle these gorgeous girls.

The ‘Stupidity’ bit came with us thinking that we might have a chance against them!! They are both incredibly skilled, capable of destroying better wrestlers than the two of us and they work like clockwork together.

What were we thinking?? They utterly destroyed us last time!?!!

All that said, the session proved to be everything you could possibly want from an hour’s wrestling two of the best!

There was skill (from them), there was pain (for us), there was a lot of submitting (by us) and a whole load of laughs (for all of us) along the way and a perfect reminder – as if I needed one – that this scene is fantastic at its best. And RP and I were in the company of the best, no doubt!

Everyone knows how much I love Inferno – my forever favourite who gets better and better each time I session her. Jade is rather bloody brilliant too! Such skill and exquisiteness flowing from both of them!


We started off pairing off one on one with each of them. Inevitably, I was left to battle Inferno while RP got his hands on Jade!

Believe it or not, we both ended up on top of them in the early stages! Woo! Hell Yeah! All brilliant…until we realised we were on top but their legs were wrapped around our torsos and squeezing the life out of us!!

Any moment I thought I’d got an advantage over Inferno, I’d look at that face and see a look of “have you quite finished doing whatever you think you are doing?” before she followed it up with a painful retort!

There was nothing left for it. The cheats had to come out. I slapped her, pulled her hair, bit her, pinched her and went to shove her face in Epping forest before realising the very same girl had shaved it all off last month as part of a domination/needleplay session!! Damn it!

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Inferno responded in kind but was more brutal! If I slapped her, she returned it with interest. If I bit her, she’d savagely chew me up and spit me out. If I pinched her, she’d punch me!!

And by the sounds of it, Jade was not exactly sticking to the rules with RP! I managed to help him out by pushing her off him from time to time and thwarting her march to victory!

It wasn’t all one way traffic though. There was cries of “help me!” from both girls as RP and I imposed ourselves on them. A couple of times I swear I was going to make Inferno submit finally. Only for the stubborn cow to resist!

One time I was convinced I’d got her when she was collapsed on the floor. It took me a few seconds to realise that far from being in pain, Inferno was laughing at the sounds RP was making! His exhaling sounding like a “slow steam train”!!! We were all soon laughing at that!

RP and I switched opponents but it didn’t really change our luck. Jade just tortured me as much as Inferno has been doing while the flame haired beauty brutalised Mr RP!

They were earning submissions with ease and our laughable confidence before the session was suitably dead and buried!

Things were getting very heated between us all…not least RP who was literally steaming when Jade caught him in a vicious move!

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More laughs came when I proudly sat on top of Jade and…started doing something that can only be described as humping her belly with my arse?! What the actual fuck was I doing?!?! I don’t know but it created much hilarity so there you go…

By the end, it’s fair to say RP and I were a spent force as a team. Actually it could be argued we were a spent force after a few minutes but just humour me, yeah?

Towards the end when Jade had to briefly leave the room, I did actually manage to get Inferno trapped and RP creatively started a dose of water torture on her using his mineral water! “Yes!” I thought. “Let’s make her suffer”, I thought. “We can destroy her!” I thought.

Jade returned to stop it and Inferno got free and got her own back on me. Let’s just say, I won’t be encouraging water torture against her ever again.

Last time around, they dynamic duo managed to tie us both up at the end of our session. But this time I was spared that ordeal and instead, Jade had plans for RP who had a session planned straight after ours against the lovely Cobra.

She tied his hands up and then left him in the studio before returning with a rather eager Cobra! You can imagine what transpired afterwards!

Ok, so we didn’t get revenge as we’d hoped but I think I can speak for both of us when I say we had another amazing time.

Inferno and Jade are just incredible and I honestly cannot recommend them highly enough. As a duo or individually, they are top banana!

And RP is an outstanding bloke! A top class wrestling guy, generous, friendly and a whole heap of fun. I’m sure he doesn’t need my references but girls who haven’t met him yet can rest assured he is one of the top, reliable clients out there!

I cannot thank him enough for inviting me to be his partner to take on these two gorgeous girls!


Incredible joy of being a human pin cushion


I finally gave into my desire to be stabbed multiple times by Domina Ari once again and experienced the utter thrill of needleplay once again.

It has been almost two years since I first braved it and the feeling of euphoria I enjoyed back then was something that has stayed with me ever since. I wanted to experience it all again.

Of course it was always going to be with Domina Ari! Not only is she my favourite but I trust her implicitly and she proved she knew what she was doing first time around.

So it was off to Domina’s rather glorious lair to be pricked a couple of dozen times!

But this time things were going to be different as she told me not to worry about shaving my chest prior to the session, which suited me fine as I find that a massive chore! I have a lot of chest hair (affectionately known as “Epping Forest” to my opponents who find their faces buried amongst it) so I wondered what she had planned instead.

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The answer came in the form of two packets of waxing strips! I’ve never been waxed before but I’d heard all the horror stories about how painful getting waxed can be. But I have to say, everyone was wrong…IT HURT 10 TIMES MORE THAN ‘THEY’ SAID IT WOULD!!!!

My word. As Domina ripped those strips off, the pain was incredible. My chest felt like it was on fire and I felt like the ordeal wouldn’t end. What made it worse was I hadn’t trimmed it before hand so she had to use many strips to free my body of the forest.

Domina of course was loving it. In fact, I bet she was annoyed that I was wearing a mask as she couldn’t see my face contorted with agony every time she tore off a wax strip with uncontrolled glee!


She could certainly hear me though and admonished me many times for being weak and pathetic. She also had to stop me from rubbing my sore and, no doubt, red raw chest. Nothing like being punished by a mistress after she has inflicted some exciting pain on you!!

But I ultimately survived it and my chest was ready for the main task in hand. I could feel my whole body bristling with excitement and anticipation.

Yes, there was no element of surprise or the unknown this time but that didn’t hamper it at all. And Domina was all set to be even more creative with her needles than she was last time.

She cleaned my chest area and made sure everything was all set and ready. And then I heard her removing the needles from the packaging.


I knew what was coming and I took an intake of breath and braced myself. I felt the needle pierce my skin and I winced and felt the rush of exhilaration that I had been wishing to experience again for almost two years.

Wow! I gripped the sides of the bench I was lying on and bit my lip and Domina moved on to the second needle. I let out a slightly agonised groan when it went in. But I was loving it!

She worked her way through her stash and each time the excitement built and I was in sheer bliss. Of course it stung a little with each needle but that was the whole point. Needleplay gives you an incredible pain!

Domina Ari was in top form, of course. Looking beautiful as always and in her no-nonsense mistress mode, she skilfully created her chosen pattern on my chest.


The whole session was astonishing again. I didn’t think I could feel the same elation as last time as I knew what to expect this time but that wasn’t the case at all. I guess its the same as wrestling – I’ve wrestled Ari so many times but each new session provides a fresh delight. This is what happened here.

She took photos of her handiwork when she finished. I lay there, knowing I had more than a couple of dozen needles in me. They didn’t hurt but there was something edgy about being able to feel so many in me.

I remember last time when people who witnessed Domina Ari piercing me all winced and confessed they would be able to do it. As I lay in her dungeon this time around, I felt more than a hint of pride that I’d done it again.

She made me count the number of needles as she removed them one by one – a thrill in itself – until we got to the 31st and last one! I was rather impressed with that, even if I do say so myself!


I lay down for a few minutes to get myself together. Certainly not advised to get up quickly after such a piercing session but it also gave me time to reflect on the joy of the session. Amazing.

There was a time when my sole interest in the scene was wrestling but Domina Ari has opened up a whole new world that I love being part of.

The fact I was looking forward to this as much, if not more, than a wrestling session is incredible – given my love of grappling. It proves how amazing Domina is. It is her professionalism, talent and encouragement that has opened my eyes to this world.

If you want to try something different and daring, then I can certainly recommend needleplay with Domina Ari. It’s a phenomenal sensation like no other I’ve experienced so far…


IMAX-imum impact!

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(Original Max: Viper, Lexi, Siren & Kat with another victim!)

Around two years ago, the UK session wrestling scene was rocked to the MAX when a new team of kick-ass beauties emerged.

They bought MAX-imum pleasure with their fighting skills, unique personalities, sheer beauty which provided our scene with a thrilling shot in the arm.

I have never felt things have gotten stale but there is no harm in something fresh and exciting coming along and, having met most of them, I’m delighted that the emergence of this band of badass beauties didn’t turn out to be a massive anti-cliMAX!

Have you worked out who I’m going on about yet? Of course, I am talking about the fabulous Irish Max Academy who, it is fair to say, have taken the scene by storm having seemingly come out of nowhere.


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They are made up of originals Kat, Viper, Lexi and Siren and have recently been joined by Avenger Max and their only male member Maximus Max!

Not content with just having the official super six, they also have the significant matter of Heidi and McKenzie as affiliated wrestlers to the overall stable!


(Heidi and McKenzie)

They have their own base in Cork but they also frequently travel across to England for shows and sessions.

But who are they? How did they get together? And why Irish when almost all of them don’t appear to be from the Emerald Isle?!

To find out all this and a lot more, I decided to get all Jeremy Paxman on their asses and grill the “original quartet” – and what an insight they gave me!

Viper said: “The whole Max Girl thing came about because Kat liked the idea of having a team, all following the same ethos, all supporting each other and all challenging and developing themselves physically.

“Kat has been into the gym for years and loves combining a sport with having a lot of fun at the same time. 

“We all met in a time long ago where crazy notions and abstract ideas bought us all together.

“We were living very different lives to the one we live now and have had a very interesting journey along the way, dipped our fingers in some delicious pies along the way and then found ourselves sat on men’s faces and wanting to increase in strength and mass, not your normal girls next door you could say.

“We have always been extremely focussed on female empowerment and thanks to Kat’s experiences found the wonderful world of wrestling was a gateway for just that.”


Most definitely not your average girls next door! But no matter how crazy and unusual their minds were working, surely they had some background in combat sports or something to lead them down this path?

Kat said: “I started wrestling over in Australia seven years ago. I was a member of a gym and they had grappling classes.

“The second I started learning how to grapple I knew wrestling was for me! I absolutely loved the closeness of wrestling and the mental focus it required to get out of certain holds.

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“I found it incredibly exciting and am so glad I’ve now progressed into this being a full time job for me – even though it isn’t like work at all!!!”

Siren – the artist formerly known as Baby – added: “I have never done any kind of contact sport before, I was always more interested in performing arts as a hobby.

“Have been a big fan of the gym but have only wanted to take it more serious in recent years.


“Work wise I have had a sales background but have spent most of my time raising my children.”

Viper said: “Yes – I’ve done boxing, and as a child I did Tae-kwon Do. I’ve always liked a good spar!”💪🏽

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Lexi: “When I was younger I used to play rugby for my local club and have always enjoyed things like body combat and boxing at my gym.

“Anything where I can throw my weight around has always appeal to me!”

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And the scene has certainly responded positively to the IMAX girls coming along and throwing their weight around! A positive reaction that has certainly been appreciated by the girls themselves.

Kat: “I’ve always found every single female in the scene very welcoming, friendly and helpful.

“It’s funny because we often fight competitively but I’ve never found that anyone gets aggressive or is out to hurt another woman.

“There’s a real ethos of strong empowered females in this scene and I absolutely love it.

“The male fans are all so lovely. Before I started doing the wrestling so much I didn’t have much body confidence and now I feel so comfortable in my own skin and that’s definitely thanks to the fans who have given me so much support and shown so much appreciation for my larger than most size!”


Siren: “Coming into this scene has been like a breath of fresh air. It’s so inspiring to see women being totally accepting if one another and encouraging one another.

“It’s also so refreshing to see so many women who are totally comfortable in their own skin and not feeling the need to fit any kind of criteria.

“All the men on the scene have been incredibly respectful, you get your odd cheeky chap from time to time but the good certainly overpowers the bad.

“We could not have dreamt of the kind of reception we have received and the fantastic opportunities we have been given.

“We love our work and a big part of that is because of the amazing people we get to work with.”

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Lexi: “I love the scene! Everyone has been so nice and it surprised me if I’m honest about how nice all the other wrestlers are.

“You never know in a female dominated scene if people will be a little cold with newbies but I can honesty say everyone I’ve come into contact with has been lovely. Especially the lovely Monica.”

Viper: “The scene is such a buzz of activity – especially on Twitter and leading up to events! The Max Girls have definitely been welcomed into it all with open arms!

“We’ve experienced the best banter and friendly feistiness in the scene and love being a part of the madness, as we ourselves are all a little bit mad.”


But, like with anything, there are good and bad things about the scene. What are the girls’ favourite bits and worst aspects?

Siren: “The best things are the people, the excitement of the variety, we literally never know what we are doing from week to week.

“We get to work with our best friends as a team and our job is about having fun.

“The worst things are losing to people when we have given it large on Twitter due to certainty that we will thrash their arses!! (Referring to anyone in particularly there, Siren?!)

“Being injured can be seriously rough too!”

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(MAX ASS! Definitely a good thing…)

Viper: “Worst first – people sometimes think we are an agency 🙈 We are just a team who love working together!

“Best – making a living from something so fun and meeting great people along the way.”

Lexi: “The best is definitely all the lovely people, everyone is super friendly and I love doing the events because you get to meet so many people who I’d never meet if I wasn’t in this scene.

“The worst would be when you get injuries, but luckily for me I’ve only picked up a few minor ones so nothing is really that bad!”

Kat: “Best things for me is all the travelling we get to do and also the people we get to meet.

“Worst would be the same as Lexi, I feel like I’m constantly walking around with something that’s sore! 😂”


Of course, one of the biggest positives for these ladies is they are all part of the same team. It’s quite obvious to me that they are tight and extremely supportive of one another (either when I’ve seen them in person or reading their tweets). The benefits of having stablemates is certainly not lost on them.

Kat: “We always have that support right there. I love it when we are in London or somewhere in Europe and we all stay together in the hotel. We stay up until about 5am most nights just laughing and chatting even tho most of the time we have a session at 9am!

“We genuinely love each other and genuinely want to make sure everyone’s OK.

“In the past when one of us has had maybe a bad session, perhaps an injury or someone who went a bit too rough, we are always there to pick each other up. I like that cos it makes you wanna pick yourself up and keep going.”

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Siren: “We get to work as a family and enjoy the experience with one another.
“It’s awesome to watch one another progress and develop and grow in confidence and strength.

“Our aim is to eventually take over the world so we think that we are doing quite well so far.

“I love watching the girls in their matches, I guess you could liken it to a football fanatic watching their team play. Its so exciting.”

Viper: “Well we get compliments like being “kick ass”! And we all keep each other feeling good about what we do, and life in general.

“There’s a lot to be said for having a crew that will love and support you, and who all want to love and support others too.”

Lexi: “The fact we’re a team, it makes all the difference when you know you travel together, have fun together, laugh together and learn new skills.

“I think what we have is super special and I’m very proud to be a Max Girl!”

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So what next for this super special crew? Each day seems to see their reputation enhanced and their list of accomplishments grow. The IMAX juggernaut is most certainly rolling on!

Siren said: “Obviously world domination is a must!

“But seriously we just want to keep having fun and encouraging girls to become a part of a scene in which they are shown respect and can empower themselves physically and mentally.

“There’s so much more to this than what happens on the mat – the friendships that are built, the physical changes from the dedication to the craft, and self discovery as well, we have found.

“It’s satisfying on so many levels, and as long as that can be kept a constant then we have no plans to be anywhere else.

“We have lots of plans with the clip stores and events, so things can only get bigger and better really!”

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Amen to that! But come on. Why Ireland? I’ve heard an Aussie accent and unmistakably English tones from the MAX girls I’ve met. So who put the I into IMAX? Kat was more than happy to explain…

“We have one girl with a beautiful Irish accent and two others who hold Irish passports, one has Irish ancestors, one of us has dated an Irish man and we all know at least one Boyzone song, so it makes perfect sense!

“But seriously Ireland feels like home and for us it’s where MAX Academy was born.”


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It’s been five years…


Due to ‘real life’ getting in the way, a rather special personal anniversary came and went a few days ago without acknowledgement from me.

April 29 marked five years since I took the plunge and had my first ever mixed wrestling session with Chanel from Polefighters in Walsall. And I never looked back.

I’ve wrestled so many stunning and talented ladies and met so many good guys. Come across a few pricks as well, but let’s not dwell on that!

The scene has changed a hell of a lot too. People who I miss have come and gone while my ability to session as much as I’d like to has diminished. On the flipside, though, I do love it. There are a lot of exciting new people, places and opportunities for fun!

So here are a few of my highlights and lowlights from five years as a (crap) wrestler:

Inferno – my favourite


The one constant in my life on the scene, pretty much from the start to the present day. And I’m certain it will continue well into the future! Yes, I know I always talk about her but I make no apologies for that.

She was my second ever opponent and the first I sessioned with for an hour. I liked her instantly from the first email she sent in response to my query about a session. She was a delight to meet in person and phenomenal on the mats. I was hooked straight away!

I even met her wonderful partner Kiwi at the first session. He has a coolness that I can only dream of having and even gave me some useful tips, quickly becoming my cheerleader!

In my first year, I had six sessions with her. There have been many more since. Familiarity hasn’t bred contempt in this case, that’s for sure. In fact, each session seems fresh and different and I leave always desperate to book her again!

Inferno v Mike

I’m a dedicated fan and supporter but I’m delighted that we’ve also become good friends. I love messaging her, tweeting about or directly to her, buying clips featuring her, watching her at shows and of course rolling around with her on the mats!

Such is the trust I have in her, I’ve even let her drip hot wax on my back and stick needles in my chest! Inferno has introduced me to a whole new world in her Domina Ari role and I really couldn’t have a better mistress!

Inferno ALWAYS delivers. Her focus is on the clients and she knows how to adapt to people with such different tastes and requirements.

She’s had a rotten past year or so and tough anniversaries have either come or are coming up that will weigh heavily on her.

But her courage and her determination to bounce back has been an inspiration. I’m in awe of her and am proud as her friend and supporter. Best thing of all is she’s still not where she wants to be. So she’s going to get even better and better. She is exquisite in every way.


So yes, I do go on about her. But with damn good reason. I absolutely love this phenomenal and incredibly beautiful girl and I couldn’t have a better favourite!

Shay Hendrix – my most missed

Like I said earlier, people have come and gone from the scene. But none have been missed by me more than the one and only Shay Hendrix.

She was a fabulous session wrestler. Strong, skilled and a whole lot of fun – that’s before I even get on to her jaw-dropping beauty.

At first, it seemed as if I’d never get to session with her as we could never arrange a session for a time and location that would suit both of us! When we finally did, she exceeded my expectations and I loved every second of all the sessions we had.


She also brought this blog a lot of focus and attention with her startling account of the abuse she received from idiots. Shay was brutally honest and raw but also engaging to read. It is still my most read post almost five years later!

And to round off the package, she is also an incredibly funny person! At times, even more so than her comedian husband!

A lot of great wrestlers have joined the scene in the couple of years or so since she quit through injury and health reasons. But there is no one quite like Shay! I miss wrestling her a lot.

Chanel – my biggest influence


Quite simply, if it wasn’t for Chanel then I would probably wouldn’t be in the scene!

It was she who pitched the idea to me, she who talked me through what it would be like, she who gently coaxed me into trying it and it was she who gave me advice and useful tips. I also fell in love with the sport as a result of the two half hour sessions we had right at the start.

If I didn’t enjoy them or if she hadn’t been so lovely and patient and fun, then I might never have come back and I’d have missed out on all the joy of the past five years.

The first ever live wrestling show I attended was organised by Chanel at Polefighters too and I remember thinking how exciting it all was!

My first ever win even came against her! She had taught me very well and was delighted to see me progress. She didn’t begrudge me victory at all!

To my eternal shame, I’ve not seen Chanel or sessioned at Polefighters for a number of years. I had branched out and started going to London and Manchester far more and we lost touch.

But I’ll never forget her influence!

Honourary Mention: Pippa L’Vinn! An absolute wrestling legend and one of the loveliest people you could ever wish to meet! A tough mama too!! Love this woman. And you should too!


The scene idiots – my biggest gripe

Oh, where to begin. From the utter arse-wipes who think they are the ultimate authority on the scene to the little pricks who take the piss in a variety of ways, there are plenty of idiots around.

Now, I know I have my faults. And I know I’m one of the scene idiots from the point of view of some other guys. But firstly, this is my blog and secondly, I don’t care!

Guys – here’s a reality check for us all. Our views are not all that important. Engage with your favourites, book sessions, buy clips, treat them via their wish lists, whatever. But the rest of it? No one cares.


I’ll engage with anyone I want to. I don’t care if you think I should boycott *this* wrestler, or if *that* wrestler insulted you, or if you think I’m too obsessed with Inferno or whatever.

I’ve been told I’m too nice, too much of an arse-kisser, been accused of being racist, been blocked…I don’t care!! As long as I don’t offend the girls, I’ll never care what other guys think of me. My hobby, my rules!

It’s great there are so many great guys and I’m delighted to be mates with them and have a laugh. But jesus, the idiots can bloody do one…

Taking on Inferno & Jade – my favourite matches


I’ve never been the bravest of men. But for some reason, I was convinced I could take on Inferno and Jade at the same time and survive!

I did a 2v1 at Monica’s Wrestling Centre and then teamed up with RP (@Roleplay_Fan on Twitter) for a 2v2 Bondage Wrestling contest at The Submission Rooms. Surprise surprise, both ended with me being battered!

You may have already noticed that I am a fairly big fan of Inferno…! But throwing Jade into the equation just doubled the delight to be had! She’s clearly gorgeous and brilliant and they are wrestling besties so are able to work together and be devastating together!

AriJade Bound3

Both girls were ruthless and wanted to not just beat me but humiliate me. They succeeded and I bloody loved every second.

In the second match, with RP taking half the punishment, we actually kept them at bay for some time before the inevitable demise!

Being tied up by two of the most skilled and beautiful girls in the scene and then having them stand on us as if we were doormats was something rather thrilling! Love them!

AriJade bound

Honourable mention: Inferno beating me with a broken leg! It was her return to action following last year’s horrific injury. She was still recovering from it. It was meant to be a light session. And it was. For her. For me, I got my usual ass-kicking and yes, she beat me easily even with a broken leg!! Utterly brilliant and amazing to see her back. And you *still* question why this girl is my favourite?!

MWC and The Wrestling Factory – my favourite venues

Right, let’s get one thing straight. Everywhere I’ve wrestled is fabulous. Anywhere which allows us to engage in this damn fine hobby is a place of worship, as far as I’m concerned.


But in the case Monica’s Wrestling Centre in London and Pippa L’Vinn’s Wrestling Factory in Manchester – those rings though!!

Yes, both venues have wrestling rings and a hell of a lot of mat space too which makes them exceptional.

Pippa’s place is a northern paradise for us session wrestlers while Monica did the scene proud when she moved from her tiny old venue to this refurbished Walthamstow wonderland.


I’ve had matches in both rings, I’ve watched shows take place in both rings – they are incredible places where I find my wrestling heaven!

Miss Zoe Page – my surprise wrestling delight

I’d met Zoe Page a couple of times at Dodgy Dave’s brilliant Woking venue (unlucky not to get a mention above!) when I was sessioning with Inferno. I just thought she was incredibly gorgeous model and mistress who was doing her thing while we wrestled.

I’d never ever considered the fact she might be a wrestler herself! So to find this beauty was indeed a fantasy session wrestler…BOOM!


After a few frustrated attempts to arrange a session, we finally faced off for a session at Ari’s Splosh Day and had an incredible time! She is sexy, hilarious, great fun and can wrestle a fair bit too. Her dinosaur impressions are even better!

She kicked my butt the first time so a rematch was essential. We had all the same laughs again although I sneaked the win in the end.

Zoe Page is an absolute doll and a rather brilliant fantasy wrestler!

Zoe Page4

A (short-lived) retirement – My biggest conundrum

Fell in love with a girl. A few years ago now. It was incredible. Imagine the most beautiful girl in the world telling you she loves you. That dream came true.

But she wasn’t in the scene. So what do I do? Despite us all knowing there is nothing wrong with what we do, ‘normal’ life just doesn’t get it. I couldn’t risk losing this girl. So I retired from the scene.

Alas, she ended up breaking my heart and so I returned less than a year later! Actually, I had sneaky sessions with Inferno of course while I was retired. But she is a mate so that was ok!

I can’t thank the scene enough really. I hit rock bottom but it was this brilliant scene and some bloody great records (not to mention cigarettes and beer) that got me through the worst times.

I won’t lie. There were a few moments I wished I was still retired. I miss what I had with her. But seeing as I was dealt the blow, I’m sure as hell glad wrestling was in my life.

One other thing about Inferno – when I met that girl and was all in a whirl, she gave me the advice I needed and encouraged me to go for it. Bearing in mind I am a regular client of hers and I was on the verge of quitting session wrestling, the fact she put me first when giving advice is something I’ll be eternally grateful for. Now, that’s what I call a friend.

Girls, Girls, Girls – Those I’ve wrestled and those I’d like to wrestle

Lisa King

(Lisa King)

Over the years, I’ve wrestled the likes of Pippa L’Vinn, Lisa King, Axa, Laken, Minxy Li, Amethyst, Scorpion, Serenity Steele, Thunder, Venom, Dark Angel and many more…it’s like a who’s who of the wrestling scene! I’ve never had a bad session. That’s incredible!



Amongst those I’d like to wrestle: Raven, Juicy, Nexus, Havanna, Pussy Willow, Xena, Sativa…ahhhh, there’s so many of them!!! I need to stop talking about it though. Otherwise I’ll be no better than those guys who never book sessions…

The Max Girls – A huge boost for the scene

IMAX Girls

The past is great and I always look back. But the future is where it’s at whether we like it or not! And the future in our scene is a lot brighter because of the emergence of the IMAX girls!

I mean just look at them! They’re beautiful. And They’re brilliant. And they’ve been a breath of fresh air for this scene!

I’ve only had the pleasure of wrestling Siren Max (TAFKAB – The Artist Formerly Known As Baby!) and it looks like I’ve talked myself into a rematch with her after I fluked a win against her last month! She’s so gorgeous and talented that I don’t think I’ll fair so well next time.

But I want to wrestle the others too in time. They have a stable of around seven and the ones I’ve met are outstanding while the others seem to be just the same!

Sometimes, the scene can get a bit stale but these IMAX girls have given it a real shot in the arm. I look forward to seeing a lot more of them as time goes on!

Max Girls

So that’s it. My very long look back at five years in the scene. I might moan and complain sometimes. But I do love being here. And I certainly look forward to five more years of incredible fun and getting my arse well and truly kicked….mostly by Inferno of course!