There ain’t no party like Monica’s Mixed Wrestling Party


It takes a special, creative talent to come up with a brilliant business idea whilst drunk on a night out.

But that is exactly how wrestler and studio supremo Monica came up with her exciting concept of Mixed Wrestling Parties, that took the scene by storm last year.

In a nutshell, these events involve Monica’s Wrestling Centre being full of a bevy of beautiful brawlers ready to wrestle and take part in fun and games throughout an evening.

Guys pay their entrance fee and get to enjoy all the frolics at Monica’s fabulous new venue and, better still, are given the chance to have mini-sessions with the girls.

And one particular intriguing highlight from the three held last year was undoubtedly the ‘scissor circle’ which, as the photos suggest, are as fantastic as the name would suggest!

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The girls who appeared throughout 2016 read as a who’s who of the UK wrestling scene and the current line-up of the first Mixed Wrestling Party of 2017 carries on in that vain.

So, I caught up with Monica herself to find out a bit more about these parties and how they came about.

“Myself and a few more American wrestlers went on a ‘girlie night out’ one time and we got rather intoxicated!

“As the night got wilder, we began wrestling with big burly bouncers! The crowd’s who gathered to watch found it hilarious and the seeds were planted in my head!

“I thought it would be a good idea to do this professionally…but without the alcohol!

“I’ve wanted to host them for a long time but my old studio was way too small. But I opened my new venue last year and so the parties became a reality.”

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And it’s fair to say the parties really have taken off. Monica is justifiably pleased with how they’ve gone.

“My mixed parties are all about getting like-minded people together for the evening to enjoy themselves and to have fun, fun, fun!

“I think guys have enjoyed them immensely because of the fact you can wrestle and meet so many wrestlers in one night without it being too expensive. They are, in one word, brilliant!

“I’ve hosted three so far and all have gone absolutely brilliantly. Everyone has a great time rolling around and having a fabulous time. I’m very proud of myself for what I’ve created and achieved!”

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So what about the first Mixed Wrestling Party of 2017, which will be held on April 5? What can we expect on the night and, for that matter, in the ones that follow throughout the year?

“Fun and games are revealed on the night itself and we never really plan – just go with the flow as, after all, the best nights out are the ones that are not planned!

“I have four more parties planned for 2017 so it’s a case of watch this space. Of course, there are some special treats in store but I don’t want to reveal too much as I don’t want people copying my ideas as it seems they always do! ;-)”

For a list on the confirmed wrestlers to date, prices and details on the parties, visit Monica’s Mixed Wrestling Party page on her website here:

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The sheer euphoric thrill of play piercing!


It was a sensation like no other I’d ever felt before. As Domina Ari pierced my skin with each of the 20 needles, I experienced an incredible rush. One that I wanted to enjoy again and again.

I had agreed to take part in my first ever needle play session, that was also to be filmed. I am slowly ridding myself of the shackles that have prevented me from exploring my kinky desires beyond wrestling and this was something completely different and daring!

I’ve never been pierced before and I was intrigued by this concept. Given her many talents and the number of different strings to her bow, it came as no surprise that Ari is trained in piercing and capable of such artistry!

She talked me through what would be involved and sent me a comprehensive safety guide which she strongly recommended I read before the session.

There was a lot to take in and a lot to think about but Ari put my safety at the top of the agenda and was reassuring throughout. I trust her implicitly and knew I was in safe hands. And she wanted me to be absolutely sure I was comfortable doing it and, of course, that I enjoy the experience.


If the truth be told, I really wasn’t sure if I would be comfortable doing it! I’d had injections before and never flipped out so I knew I didn’t have any existing issues with needles. But having never done any piercing before, I simply couldn’t tell how I’d react until I was actually experiencing it.

For those not in the know, play piercing involves needles being placed through the skin rather than into the body.

Ari had decided she wanted to show off her nifty needle play skills on my chest and, a couple of weeks before, she dropped the bombshell that I’d have to shave my chest!

My excessively hairy chest that I had affectionately christened ‘Epping Forest’ was perhaps my only weapon against the ladies I wrestle – everyone hated having their face shoved into the Forest! But now, all of a sudden, it was gone. My chest was now fully exposed!

As you can see from photographer Mark Page’s amazing photos, I wore a mask. I won’t lie, my primary reason for this was to retain my anonymity.


But it provided the happy accident that, because I couldn’t see what Ari was doing and when she was going to do it, it built up the anticipation beautifully.

I lay down on the bench and Domina Ari started doing her thing. She told me (and the viewers) that she would stick to quite basic piercing as it was my first time.

My adrenalin was pumping as she used antiseptic to clean the area she was going to put the first five of 20 needles in my chest. I could hear her preparing the first needle and my hands gripped the sides of the bench hard.

I felt the needle touch my skin and I took a sharp intake of breath. As it went in, I felt that split second of pain but then I heard Ari say ‘One’ and I felt a rush of euphoria. It’s hard to explain but it was an amazing feeling. A feeling that only increased with each needle.


After the first five, Ari took a break and checked if I was ok. I was more than ok. When I told her on camera that I was doing good, it was an understatement. I was loving it.

The next five came and went in the same fashion, only the euphoric feeling seemed to grow. The combination of Domina Ari demonstrating her extraordinary talent, the sensation of the needles piercing my skin and that initial moment of pain followed by immense pleasure made this a truly incredible experience.

The fact that I couldn’t see what was going on only added to the thrill. There were other people in the room and they stayed silent for the filming. Except at one point where one guy couldn’t contain his shock at one needle going in. Judging by the sound of his wincing, he probably felt the pain more than I did!

In no time at all, Ari was preparing to pierce me with the final five needles. She went a little more artistic this time and placed them in a circle. She also had to force the needles in a little harder on that particular part of my chest. Yes, the pain increased a bit but so did the pleasure!

And then it was done. I lay there for a few seconds as Ari did her bit to the camera. She checked if I was ok and I was buzzing. I could feel the needles in my chest but there was no pain. Just a tingling, exciting feeling that I’d been part of something incredible.


Ari asked if I wanted to look at her handiwork before she took the needles out but, knowing that Mark had taken excellent photos (his work is always awesome! Check it out his website here), I opted not to. The removal of the needles was totally painless and the buzz remained with me.

I stayed lying down for a while before gingerly sitting up. I started to shake a little and the feeling of euphoria was still with me. I guess the best way of describing it is I felt ‘high’.

Everyone else in the room were giving me a hearty ‘well done’ with one or two saying they could never have done that. And it did feel like I’d achieved! God knows how I’d have felt if Ari had done more than the basics!

Before I met Domina Ari, I’d never have even contemplated this. Starting wrestling was a huge step for me! But from never having been pierced in my life to now wanting to be a pin cushion was remarkable.

And it’s a testament to Ari’s professionalism, talent and the wholehearted trust I have in her that I would make such a jump! I’m already looking forward to more needle play and next time she can be even more creative and daring!

There’s a whole, thrilling world away from session wrestling that I’m having great fun exploring alongside the wonderful Domina Ari. You really should get booking her for whatever of your tastes she can brilliantly cater for! I’ve now ticked off needle play and oil wrestling. I’ve also ticked off beat down sessions with her. But that’s for another blog on another day…


2016 – My year in words and pictures

This year had some tough moments in my personal life while the loss of so many wonderful talents (David Bowie and Prince left me devastated) have made this a horrible year.
But, as so often in the past few years, the wrestling scene has been my salvation! Back fully in the scene, I’ve had some moments to truly cherish.
Ari/Inferno has led the way yet again. I’ve truly enjoyed her company this year, loved all our sessions and found her to be an incredible friend.
There has been so many others and so much more this year too. Whatever life throws at me, I know that wrestling and the wider fetish community will always make me feel happy and grateful.

So here is my year in words and pictures. It’s been a blast.

Matches of the year

1. Jade


Oh boy! Where do I start with this one from May 2016?! It had been 18 months since we last wrestled as Jade had gone away and got herself a beautiful daughter called Olivia and I had gone away and stupidly fallen in love.
But things had moved on and we were back on the mats and ready for a long overdue battle. So training hard and making sure we were in tip top shape for this grudge match was essential, right?
Well, no. Instead we both arrived with raging hangovers! But we didn’t let that ruin it! Jade was immense and I wasn’t going to let a bad head spoil things.
Fighting in Monica’s fab new ring at her new venue only added to the fun. I’ve been in several rings but Monica’s is quite superb!
I got my ass handed to me of course and gorgeous Jade proved that becoming a mum had just made her even stronger.
But it was wonderful to be back wrestling her and great to have a laugh – including on the tube home! Hopefully next time we won’t both have fuzzy, morning after a night on the booze heads.
One thing’s for sure – I won’t leave it 18 months before I wrestle this beauty again!

2. Amethyst Hammerfist


Wow! This little fuzzball of energy burst on the scene last year and I made her my Wrestler of the Year without even having met her!!
I put that right in March this year when I finally booked a session with her and the encounter was as fast-paced, exciting and intense as you’d imagine.
We fought with a punk/grunge soundtrack, specifically put together by Amethyst, blasting out in the Submission Rooms and it was awesome!
I actually started off brilliantly and was leading. Such was my impressive form I started dreaming of winning. Ah, those heady first five minutes of the session! But Amethyst soon slapped that silly notion of me winning out of my head.
She was relentless and intent on making me feel her full force. She was dominating and even getting frustrated at my wimpy submissions as the match wore on!
But win or lose, it was an incredible session. We had fun chatting wrestling, David Bowie and life over a few drinks after too. She was engaging company.
Later in the year, I also had my first ever oil wrestling match with her. This gorgeous punk princess is well worth it!

3. Zoe Page

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You might think I’d go for the second match where I actually won! But for sheer fun and laughs, I simply have to pick my first fantasy wrestle with the gorgeous Zoe Page!
I finally got my hands on this cheeky, sexy señorita at Ari’s Splosh Day event in June – having spent months trying and failing to find a time to suit us.
But the important thing was that here we were in Dodgy Dave’s awesome place in Woking getting to grips with one another.
And it was a pure joy. We rolled around on the carpet pretending to be serious about the wrestling while laughing pretty much from the first minute to the last.
Zoe’s cute smile did mask her genuine wrestling know-how and from time to time her vicious scissors would me make tap. But it was a fantasy session and I was loving every second of it.
Perhaps the most memorable moment came when she did her perfect impression of the spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park! I was actually on top of her but fell off through laughter and submitted because I was in no fit state to wrestle for a few minutes after it!
Being a fantasy wrestler means she isn’t as serious and intense as other wrestlers…but what she does do she does wonderfully well. I can’t get enough of this girl and she is likely to be my first session opponent of 2017!

Toughest Challenges:

1. Wrestling Scorpion


Now, obviously Scorpion is in an immensely skilled and extremely strong wrestler who has destroyed far far better wrestlers than me.
And I knew I was going to get my ass kicked royally during our mini-session at Pippa L’Vinn’s September event.
But what made it worse and an even bigger challenge was Scorp’s insistence on intimidation tactics in the build-up. As if I wasn’t already mentally losing, she kept giving me the “stare” which crippled me even further.
And, to make things even worse still, another of the guys at the show decided to put up a £10 prize for whichever of my three mini-session opponents could get the most submissions out of me (Cheers Dean!)!
Of course, I was little more than a human mop as she wiped the floor with me in 15 long minutes. I did actually try to resist her attacks. I even tried to fight back but the only ‘offense’ I was actually able to mount was shoving her face into my ‘Epping forest’ chest hair.
I lost 16-0. Yes, she managed more than one submission per minute! I think it’s fair to say she managed to get an emphatic win over me!

2. Trying to make Ari tap


Will it ever happen?! This year she got 41 submissions out of me within three hours and 15 minutes of wrestling while, again, I didn’t make her tap even once!
That makes a grand total of 13 hour long sessions and one mini session where I’ve not troubled the scorers! We even had a session in oil to mix things up and see if that would bring about a change in fortunes for me but, no!
It was after my fourth ever session with her that I opened my big mouth and told her that I’d not made her tap and that was my primary aim. Since then, she has become more determined than ever not to let me get even one measly tap out!
Apart from fleeting attacking moments, I never ever look likely to even make her have to defend – let alone submit! I honestly can’t see it happening!
Will that ever stop me trying, though? Will it bollocks! She is my favourite for a damn good reason and that is she is brilliant. The day I tire of wrestling Ari is the day for me to retire for good!
But, you know, just one solitary submission against her wouldn’t be unwelcome round my way…

Biggest Disappointment – Missing Monica’s November Show


I’ve heard so much about Monica’s wrestling shows, bought clips from them and seen so many great photos…but never been able to get to one to watch all the action live.
So I was all set to go last month and had chatted to Monica herself about it and was looking forward to it.
That was until ‘normal life’ got in the bloody way and prevented me from going! To say I was gutted was an understatement – not least because Jade was going to be strutting her stuff there!
Also, I’m a bit of groupie when it comes to Monica’s ring. I love it. I used it in my match with Jade and want to use it again very soon!
Monica’s shows are famous and very popular for good reason so I want to get to one soon – especially after the huge disappointment of missing out in November!

Favourite wrestling moments:

1. Jade ‘milking’ it


Yes, you read that right! My favourite wrestling moment of the year came when Jade unexpectedly got her breast out and sprayed me with her milk!
Ok, I know I had sessions with so many great girls, I went to a wrestling show and I did all these fab things. But for sheer most memorable, biggest talking point and absolute ‘WTF’ moment, it has to be that!
It came about when I was deploying dirty tactics in our mini-session. I pulled her hair as she was on top and she warned that she would do it. “Hahahahaha, yeah right!” was my confident reply.
I think utter shock prevented me from shrieking out when I suddenly felt this liquid being squirted into my face. A few seconds later I realised that Jade was only doing what I never thought she would!
When the shock subsided, I laughed. A lot. I also never pulled her hair for the rest of the match!
Jade certainly doesn’t need gimmicks to be memorable but I won’t forget this moment in a hurry!

2. Pippa L’Vinn’s show


After more than two years since I last travelled up to Manchester, I was over the moon to go back and experience one of Pippa L’Vinn’s wrestling extravaganzas!
I got to enjoy the likes of Ari, Jade, Scorpion, Nexus, Lisa King, Raven, Blaze, Shelby Beach and of course Pippa herself in action. I also got to see so many of the great guys in the scene, meeting a couple along the way too.
Naturally, I got in on the action with mini sessions with Ari, Jade and Scorpion too. The day after, I also got to see amazing Axa again after so long (she hurt me as usual!) while I met the one and only Chloe Lovette who is even more gorgeous in person than she is in her photos!
It’s events and weekend’s like that one that remind me why I love this scene so much!

Biggest inspiration – Ari


I sat in the public gallery watching as Ari took to the witness stand, with her attacker sat just yards away from her. She stood up, told of the horrific impact that monster’s attack had on her and ensured he got locked up for it.
At that moment, my already sky-high respect and admiration for this most beautiful and remarkable of women went shooting through the roof and deep into space.
She had already given evidence during the trial which saw a guilty verdict handed down. But here she was talking about how she had been affected. It wasn’t easy to listen to. But what she did was so important.
She struck a major blow for women in the scene. She stood up to be counted and will have no doubt made it easier for the next victim of a heinous crime to come forward and not just suffer in silence.
I can’t even begin to imagine what she was going through at that point or what she had gone through before. But what I did understand and recognise was how inspiring and amazing her bravery was.
Ari is a remarkable woman. I knew I had backed a winner when I first met her and she became my favourite. I’m incredibly lucky to be able to call her a friend too. A truly fantastic one as well.
The court case was just one example of how inspiring she is. I continue to be in awe of her and her work and it’s a pleasure to follow her and session with her.
I couldn’t ask for a better and more inspirational friend.

Wrestler of the Year – Ari


Well, this was inevitable! I had a total of seven sessions and three mini sessions this year and Ari featured in four of them (two mat sessions, one mini session and an hour oil wrestling)! And all four were incredible and memorable.
Not only that but I was extremely fortunate to be involved in her inaugural Splosh Day, getting to help out and have fun during an amazing day.
Yes, I say it over and over and it’s well documented that she is my favourite. But the most remarkable thing for me is how she keeps on raising the bar.
She never rests on her laurels or takes me for granted and each session leaves me buzzing with fresh wonder and delight at her talents. The familiarity that is there after 13 full sessions and one mini session has never been detrimental to my enjoyment and I hope she feels the same – she certainly seems to enjoy kicking my arse!
I’ve never made her tap and one has to entertain the very serious possibility that I never will. But I don’t think I’ll ever tire of trying.
Recently, my curiosity about other kinks and fetishes has been getting the better of me and I’ve begun exploring them with Ari helping me. Such is the trust I have in her! You’ll be reading more about those in the coming weeks.
I don’t know anyone who had a more challenging 2016 than Ari, but I hope she realises she is responsible for the best moments in my year. She’ll make 2017 memorable too. She is an incredible wrestler and an exceptional human being.

So that was 2016. Already looking ahead to 2017. Hopefully ‘normal’ life will be better…but so long as this crazy, fabulous scene keeps on delivering, I won’t have a lot to complain about!

Happy wrestling everyone xx

Zoe Page: a fabulous fantasy turned into reality


It’s not unusual for me to be in pain after a session, as you all know by now! But this time the pain was in my cheeks and in my sides from laughing so much.

I didn’t think I could laugh as much in a session as I did the first time I wrestled the delectable Zoe Page but I was wrong. Because here she was again. Cracking jokes, making funny noises and being the utter hilarious delight that she really is!

After my first ever session with her at Ari’s awesome Splosh Day event in June, I’ve been chomping at the bit to meet her again.

With her living out in Spain, her time in England is limited so it was essential I booked up with her now before she flew back for the rest of the year! And boy am I glad I did!


Obviously, Zoe is beautiful and she’s a lady. A gorgeous, classy, sex bomb of a lady! And she is also a fantasy wrestler. She made it clear to me when I first discovered she wrestled that she’s not a competitive grappler.

So, I already knew there wouldn’t be a host of armbars, triangles, elaborate chokes and holds that most girls I’ve wrestled enjoy putting me in and making me submit from.

But what Zoe does do, she does exceptionally well. And, in any case, she has some punishing moves that she’s certainly not shy about using on her victims!

The fun started before we actually hit the mats. I turned up at Dodgy Dave’s amazing place in Woking and Zoe was there looking all fabulous and ready for fun. She treated me to one of her delicious cups of tea before we got down to it.

During our conversations, the laughs had already started and nothing changed as we got set for action. In fact, she laughed so hard that she snorted!! Which, of course prompted more giggles. But she asked me not to mention the snorting so I won’t.

Zoe also wanted to keep her rather funky socks on (hence some of the photos on here!) before she eventually took them off.


And then the wrestling fantasy became reality once again as we started rolling around on the mats. We joked and mocked each other’s attempts at getting the other until…BINGO! I struck first!

My trusty old body scissor finally came back and she tapped!!!! Feeling more confident about myself we carried on and…BOOM! I struck again. Same move, same outcome. 2-0 to the loser!!!!!

Wham! Bamalam! Thank you mam! Now I felt like a real man! Zoe played her part by pretending to be upset at the scoreline but the smiles and jokes kept flowing. As did the underhand moves by both of us.

I pulled her hair and tried to attack her with my stubble that had served me well against other girls but Zoe wasn’t phased at all. In fact, she seemed to enjoy it!! She got her own dirty tricks in by biting me, pulling my chest hair, pinching me and tickling me. All of those had an effect!!

She also remembered to wrestle and attacked me like a thunderball to get me in a body scissor of her own that made me squeal out my submission!


By now though, the wrestling felt like a sideshow to the other entertainment! We were laughing constantly! Zoe carried on her tradition of making strange noises including imitating a lamb and more snorting (but I won’t mention that as she doesn’t want me to…).
I got my hat-trick of body scissors to earn a third submission out of her and I was now closing in on my first win in more than two years!! But who really cared?!

We carried on rolling around back and forth on the mats. We carried on mocking each other and making each other cry with laughter. And we carried on using dirty tricks to try to get an advantage.


Going back to the actual wrestling, Zoe made it 3-2 with one of her own body scissors. She had me trapped between those punishing legs and was not letting me go. When she’s on the attack, she switches to femme fatale mode and it’s hard to resist!

And that was that. A fantastic, hilarious hour just gone in a flash. We were still laughing as the session finished. We were still laughing after the session had finished. I’m still laughing now the day after!

Amongst the hilarity, I had actually won a wrestling match. Fantasy or no fantasy, it still counts. But the truth is I had won just by booking the session in the first place. Zoe is that damn good.


She is a wonderful fantasy wrestler. She can put the squeeze on when the opportunity arises but she’ll have you drooling, giggling and desperate for more in no time. She is the cute, daughter of darkness and totally adorable!

And, like the best wrestlers, Zoe is keen on ensuring you have a great time and enjoy every aspect of the session.

The one thing I always hope my blog can achieve is to inspire other guys to take the plunge and book sessions with the girls. And that’s what I hope will happen with Zoe. Don’t just read about her or talk about sessioning with her…GO AHEAD AND BOOK HER! Trust me, she’s well worth it!

As I left for home, we were already planning our next meeting. And there she was talking about it happening at a zoo! I know, I know…she’s a one off is Zoe!




Toro mixes things up in the squared circle


Take a love of the old British wrestling that lit up Saturday afternoon TV and add a bunch of talented and beautiful pro and mat-based grapplers and what do you get?
Well, an exciting and ever-growing venture called – that’s what!

For the past few months, some of the delightful ladies I’ve had the pleasure to roll on the mats with have been putting their skills to the test in a pro-wrestling ring for this company.

Naturally, I wanted to find out a bit more about it all, so I sat down with’s Vince McMahon-equivalent Toro to find out more about what the company is about.

“I’m Toro and I run and wrestle for a website called We make pro style inter-gender and women’s matches for download and customs.

“We started producing only mixed contests but people began to ask us to make all female bouts as well, so that’s how we branched out. In fact, we’ve made a few mens customs too and we’re about to wrestle the third of those.

“Most of our matches are filmed at the legendary Pippa L’Vinn’s Wrestling Factory in Manchester and they have an old school feel – back to the grunt ‘n’ groan days of classic pro wrestling.”

But what is the inspiration for all this and how did it come about?

“I was pro style wrestling as a hobby, watching what a few of us had filmed and I thought other people, like me, might enjoy the action. So, that’s how it started. I also knew that online there wasn’t a huge amount of pro style mixed wrestling being made in Britain.

“As for our old school style, I’ve been a fan of pro style wrestling and women’s wrestling for many, many years. I grew up with Saturday afternoon grappling on TV in Britain in the 70s and 80s and the website is inspired by this for sure.

“Women weren’t seen wrestling on the telly back then but if they had been I like to think the matches would’ve been like the ones we’re making. That’s what we’re aiming for!”


And what of the girls who will be making those sorts of matches we never got to see as youngsters in the 70s and 80s?!

Toro said: “Lisa King has wrestled the most matches. She’s just incredible, the total package with her skills, her looks and how she sells. Lisa can switch instantly from turbo jobber to heel from hell.

“We’re very lucky to get to film with an experienced pro wrestler like her and she’s a sweetheart. 

“We’ve also worked with submission based session grapplers who’ve shown an interest in trying pro style wrestling. London, for example, who wrestles for us as Barefoot Belle was a natural. At 4’11” she was perfect for a mismatch against our super heavyweight Lord Tyrant: 

“We film in a few weeks with Axa Jay, who’s regularly joined our roster, and Laken. There is so much female wrestling talent in the UK right now, as you know, so its exciting to be a part of it all.”

Toro is clearly passionate about pro wrestling and the female talent currently in the UK. But can his own passion and the ability of the wrestlers be translated into success? With mat-based mixed wrestling already big business, is there a market for what he is offering?

“In our first year I think we’ve proved there is. I mean there are some aspects of mat based wrestling that you find in pro style matches – some of the holds obviously and the element of competition.

“But, pro style ramps up the drama with its heroines and villainesses, there’s the ring itself which can be used as a weapon and even the gear.

“Again we’re old school in our outfits, its usually leotards, tights and boots for the women and either singlets or trunks for the guys.”


So, about these matches. What sort of pro-wrestling matches are on the menu?

Toro said: “Well, we script our own contests and we film customs, so between ourselves and the fans we’ve made a lot of different matches so far.

“One sided bouts are always popular and they give Lisa the perfect opportunity to sell her heart out as jobber. So, we created a series of matches called Squashing Lisa King and there are 5 of those so far with at least a 6th to come in the future:

“I’d like to make more mismatches when its clear even before the bell rings that the size difference between wrestlers is gonna mean trouble or maybe a complete surprise, like that Barefoot Belle vs Tyrant match I talked about earlier.

“There are handicap 2 vs 1 matches including Lisa and a wrestler called Brooke Blonde – you may have heard of her manager, Venom 😉 – getting revenge on Tyrant:

“As you’d expect, we’ve got tag team matches, men vs women so far, and there are straight up back and forth singles matches. Something for everyone who likes pro style!”


There are some fab girls on the roster already. But who else is on the horizon?

“We’re always looking for new talent because this is one of the things that helps make our site different. For example, we recently tried out two models who were enthusiastic about pro wrestling.

“We called them Hope and Portia Poison and I think they did an amazing job as rookies in the ring:

“There are more London based wrestlers we’re keen to work with too, including the mighty Ina Black. We were scheduled to shoot with Ina earlier this year but circumstances meant it didn’t happen in the end. Seeing Ina wrestle pro style for us is firmly on my wishlist for 2017.”

And what of the men? Anyone who follows my wrestling adventures know I’m not the strongest or most talented wrestler around (to say the least!). So what are the men like?

“Well, speaking for myself, I’ve wrestled for many years now albeit not professionally but I’ve learned from some hugely talented opponents. I’m still learning, like I think every wrestler does, and I always take something away from matches, particularly watching them afterwards.

“Before we started filming, myself and Tyrant had an afternoon’s training with Pippa L’Vinn who has been incredibly supportive of

“As the site grows we’re starting to talk to guys who’re already pros and who have been through wrestling schools.”


As a huge fan of Amy Dumas (aka WWE’s Lita, aka my all-time pro-wrestling goddess), I’m always interested in finding out who other people idolise in the pro scene…

“Have you got an hour? Firstly, I loved Lita too and before WWE she wrestled in the indies as Angelica!

“I typically love the heels, so British female pro wrestling’s all time bad girl was Klondyke Kate, followed by Rusty Blair and Nicki Monroe.

“US promotions, GLOW from the 80s and LPWA in the 90s are staples for women’s wrestling fans and Spanish Red from the former and Lady X from the latter are favourites.

“I mostly now watch indie action and there are too many talented wrestlers to choose from but look for matches with America’s Jordynne Grace and UK based Ozzie Toni Storm.

“Mila Nakini in the US and Wales’ Sierra Loxton are newcomers worth watching. All strong characters and skilled wrestlers. Ok, I’ll stop now!”


So what’s coming up at in the coming weeks?

Toro said: “Well, we’re about to wrestle our biggest ever shoot, so prepare for the return of Axa and Lisa plus Laken’s debut.

“Fans of Lord Tyrant will enjoy some new squash matches to be released. One of them is entitled, Tyrant: Banzai Master in which the big man uses the classic Banzai Drop finisher!

“Also, we’ve been working on bringing a female tag team to the site you will not have seen anywhere else before. We’re excited to be filming with this pair in December, so watch this space.”

And, of course, there’s always the chance to get involved. As Toro himself advises:

“If you got custom requests, ideas, questions or you’re interested in wrestling for us yourself, write to me at

“At the moment, we’re particularly looking for male jobbers and Klondyke Kate wannabes!”

You can find out more about Toro and his venture across the following platforms:

You Tube
And, the site itself is at

I’m a loser, baby…


Will I ever win a wrestling match again? Don’t laugh! It’s a serious question!!

People have called me a ‘jobber’ in the past and think that I just happily allow these gorgeous, kick-ass babes to beat the living crap out of me. And yes, ok, my record certainly suggests that is exactly what I do!

But, believe it or not, I’ve actually won five of my 61 sessions and mini-sessions. Two in hour long sessions and three in 15 minute matches. No, really! And I do try to win every single session!

Winning is not the be all and end all of sessions, of course, and I love this wonderful sport regardless of how badly I get beaten up. But, it’s been more than two years since I was able to taunt an opponent after beating them. And I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll ever do so again!

I’d have thought I’d be much better by now. After all, I have three years’ worth of experience (admittedly, I only wrestled twice in 2015) under my belt. I’ve stopped smoking too so you’d think health wise, I’d be in a better place.

The reality, unfortunately, has been very different. I feel weaker and less skilled now than I did back in my 2014 “peak” when the last of my wins came.

Inferno v Mike

Yes, I know I’ve been getting badly beaten since day one. I think of never making Inferno tap out in 13 hour-long sessions and one 15 minute mini-session (she’s made me tap 123 times in those matches!).

I think of Venom getting 37 submissions out of me in one match. I think of Axa breaking the 20 mark in all four of our sessions. I think of Minxy making me eat my own knee…

But there were some sessions, even ones where I didn’t win or draw, that I put up a decent fight. I actually made girls submit! In a couple of those Axa matches, I made her tap! I made girls as good as Shay Hendrix and Jade tap! God damn it!!

And yet, in 2016, I have had my ass handed to me every time. Well, apart from my 15 minute mini session with Amethyst which ended in a 3-3 draw. But that doesn’t count so much as she battered me in an hour long match. And the mini session was in oil which helped me greatly. (You don’t think oil makes much of a difference? I wrestled Inferno in oil for an hour and lost 6-0…less than a month after she beat me 12-0 in 15 minutes of normal wrestling!)


So what do I do? People have recommended I have lessons from a legend such as Pippa L’Vinn. And I must admit, I do think I’d benefit from that. She’s taught many great wrestlers, after all.

Or perhaps I should also go to the gym and work out a bit? Those who’ve met me will know that I’m never going to be mistaken for a bodybuilder…

Don’t get me wrong – I’m not despondent and I won’t stop loving my sessions whatever happens in them. I guess I just want the girls to stop laughing at me when I request a session that’s “semi-competitive”. And I suppose I want to get the odd submission in my favour from time to time to avoid the “jobber” label and make me feel less of a loser.

Not too much to ask, is it…?!


Ari sizzles in oil


Phenomenal! Just absolutely phenomenal! That’s the word for my oil wrestling session with my amazing, favourite wrestler Ari.

I really wish I could bottle up the sensational feeling from the match for those times I feel down in my “normal” life!

After 13 full hour sessions and one mini match against her, I thought it was high time I did something different to mix things up a little. Plus I really needed to try something to reverse my fortunes!

In all those sessions, Ari has made me tap out in pain 118 times while I have secured a grand total of zero submissions from her. I never said it was an even rivalry!

But this poor record is never going to put me off. Especially when the session in question is going to see me wrestling gorgeous Ari in oil!

Now, the seeds of my interest in such a session were sown during Ari’s very own Splosh Day event earlier this year.

As well as being a helper on the day and enjoying the messy madness, I had a mini oil session with the punk princess Amethyst Hammerfist. And it was fabulous. Slipping and sliding all over the place as we battled out a frenetic 3-3 draw! Extremely exciting and great fun.

Also on that day, Ari filmed an oil wrestling match with another hottie – Jade! Yes. Ari and Jade. Together. In oil. Oh my…sorry! Got a little distracted with my thoughts then!!

Anyway, you get the picture as to why I am a fan and so I thought I’d put my unbeaten oil wrestling record (!) on the line and fight her over an hour at Dodgy Dave’s place in Woking.


And while this was a new experience as far as our matches are concerned, one thing that remained the same, of course, is Ari’s beauty. As you can see from these photos, she looks as fantastic as ever.

We got oiled up and ready for action. In my head, the oil was going to be a great leveller. She wouldn’t be able to keep her holds locked on as I’d be slipping out of them!

What I’d foolishly failed to consider, however, was that I would have the exact same problem. It was no leveller at all! Right from the start, as we went to go at each other, I slipped on the oil on the mats and she was soon on top of me.

She used her skills to execute a perfect headlock that even the oil couldn’t help me out of and I had to tap! So much for things being different!!

Thankfully, the oil did come to my rescue on many other occasions. I was able to slide out of her many body and head scissor attempts and, at times, she simply couldn’t get hold of me like she easily would if it were a normal wrestling session.


Ari also attempted to lock on grapevines but the oil enabled me to slide to safety.

We rolled around, slipping in and out of each other’s grasps. I even managed to get a few attacks in myself! For the first time in several matches with her, I actually got my body scissors on her! She shouted out in pain a little but managed to fight out of them.

But then I did it again! This time with a head lock at the same time. “Do you submit?!” and “Tap out you stubborn cow!!” were amongst the phrases I shouted out in desperation but to no avail.

Instead she used her incredibly bendy legs to lock on to my ankles and apply excruciating pain. No amount of oil was going to save me and I had to give!

The match wasn’t all honest wrestling, however! Both of us used some pretty dirty tactics to try to get an advantage.

Ari had great fun tickling me, punching me, pulling my chest hair or “Epping Forest” as I like to call it, slapping me and biting me! I was no less guilty with my excessive hair pulling, ear twisting, shoving her face into Epping Forest, using her back as a bongo, slapping and – my new favourite move – burning her with my stubble!! The latter causing the most amount of pain and discomfort!! We were also both committed to giving the other painful wedgies – something Ari definitely proved adept at!


Ari and I were both getting away with this shocking behaviour as the ref – Ari’s awesome partner Kiwi – wasn’t really paying that much attention!

The dirty tricks were all well and good but it was still a wrestling match. And Ari was happily kicking my butt again in that regard. A head scissor which almost crushed my head in the way her thighs have crushed watermelons made me submit almost in tears and in immense pain!

Another head lock made it 4-0 and my unbeaten oil wrestling run was being brought to a spectacular end! I did try more legitimate attacks. I tried to get another headlock on but instead merely hurt her windpipe due to crap technique. Not good. Thankfully she was ok and totally cool about it but I definitely deserved a slap or two for it!

Ari being Ari though was having too much fun destroying me physically and mentally to care about a hurt windpipe (she usually wrestles with around half a dozen injuries anyway!). She bided her time and patiently waited for another submission and it came with a devastating body scissor!

I moaned, I hurt, I told her she was no longer my favourite – the usual whiney stuff.

Eventually time slipped away (a bit like my balance on the oil covered tarpaulin!) and the match was over and a 5-0 easy victory secured by the queen of all things messy – Ari!

And despite me failing miserably again to make her submit to me, I was buzzing. The whole match was a thrilling experience and everything I wanted it to be: very challenging and super fun. And this was down to Ari. I told her what I wanted and she delivered big time.

I’ve said time and time again how she is my favourite but one of the most amazing things about her is how she pushes the boundary and sets the bar higher every time. She seems driven to make each session more memorable – at least that’s how it seems to me!

And, with the humdrum “normal” world doing its best to bring me down, someone like Ari is worth her weight in gold! But I will make her tap out one day, god damn it!!