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Review: Pro Mixed Wrestling – Flexible Foes

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Take two of the hottest and most gifted mat-based wrestlers in the scene, stick them in a ring for a pro wrestling match and what do you get? Grade A awesomeness, that’s what!

It’s been a while since I reviewed a clip for this blog but this one inspired me, especially as it’s a little different to my usual thing.

Inferno and Laken are at their brilliant best, showing off their skills doing something many of us wouldn’t associate them with. It’s billed as dancer (Laken) v gymnast (Inferno) but there’s a hell of a lot more to them than that.

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It’s an absolute treat of a match where we see an array of pro moves including boston crabs, clotheslines and bow and arrows alongside some stunningly creative and impressive holds, such as a handstand/scissor combination!

Ever since I interviewed Toro about his Pro Mixed Wrestling venture, I’ve been intrigued. I thought my interest in this discipline ended years ago when Lita left the WWE.

But I liked the cut of his jib and I liked the girls he had attracted to the ring even more so. You cannot go wrong with the likes of Lisa King, Axa and Raven, can you?!

Here, of course, we have Inferno and Laken in Monica’s wrestling ring! It won’t surprise any of you that I chose a clip featuring Inferno. You may have noticed I’m quite a big fan of hers. Some might even call it an obsession! 😉

So I know all about her ability and she excels here. But Laken isn’t just here to make up the numbers. Indeed, she is equally enthralling and entertaining to watch. And equally extremely easy on the eye!

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Better still, Laken is clearly a ‘heel’ wrestler. The girl trash talks, she uses dirty tricks and illegal moves and wears a glorious ‘I don’t care for rules’ expression from start to finish.

Inferno is the ‘face’ and, while not exactly shy about retorting, the flame-haired beauty seems more interested in letting her pro wrestling ability do all the talking.

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These differences aside, there is no denying that these two are top talents at the top of their game.

Their strength, speed and flexibility (obviously!) not only puts them in attacking positions throughout but also gets them out of some tight spots.

It is amazing to see how naturally they take to this arena. In my mind they are both brilliant mat-based session wrestlers. So, I was expecting there to be some hesitancy in both of them as they adapted to pro wrestling. But there is no sign of that at all. They confidently donned the leotards, tights and boots and just went at it!

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Laken is the aggressor and seems determined to exert her authority on her rival. But in Inferno she finds a strong and stubborn fighter who refuses to give easily.

At times, I winced at the punishment they both seemed to revel in dishing out to the other. How both their backs were still in tact is beyond my understanding. And I’m sorry but legs aren’t supposed to go in some of the angles they were put in – I don’t care how flexible they are!

The action is fast paced with the advantage shifting back and forth throughout. So it’s no surprise that they share the first two submissions in this best-of-three.

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So who gets the match-deciding third? Well, you’ll have to download it to find out:
Download: Flexible Foes

Because I’m sure as hell glad I did. I have others excellent videos that see Inferno and Laken in action against one another. This is a fun, exciting addition to that collection.

Toro has got a good thing going on here and these two stunning ladies were clearly inspired in his arena. Wonderful, enjoyable stuff.

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Get well soon Ari!

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This weekend marks the fourth anniversary of my first ever mixed wrestling session and I often mark this rather significant occasion with a blog looking back at my highs and lows to date.

However, this year, my mind is elsewhere following the absolutely rotten luck that befell my dear favourite and beautiful friend Ari last week.

I was gutted to hear that she had broken her leg because if anyone deserves things to go in her favour, it’s this gorgeous girl.

Thankfully, surgery went well and she is already back home. She’s even planning forthcoming work and sessions – it takes more than a broken leg to keep this remarkable woman down!

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I know that she is a strong and determined girl and will bounce back from this, like she has done previously when she has been sidelined through injury.

It wasn’t that long ago she suffered a serious leg injury that kept her out of action for months. I was “retired” from the scene at that point but I still remember being totally gutted.

First and foremost, I was upset to see a friend going through all that pain and knowing the impact it would have on her life and work.

But secondly, not having the option of a session with her if I wanted one felt like the end of the world at that point!!

The news last week did upset me for the same reasons and brought sharply into focus just how much she means to me and how significant she is in my wrestling world!

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I know I often repeat myself on social media and in this blog about how she is my favourite and I’m pretty sure there will be some of you rolling your eyes as I talk about her again here.

But, quite frankly, I don’t care as I doubt I’d still be in the scene all these years later if it wasn’t for her!

I’ve had the best sessions with her, I’ve had incredible laughs with her and I’ve been encouraged to try new and exciting things such as needleplay and beatdown sessions by her!

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She is an incredible talent. Truly inspirational and thrilling to wrestle or watch in action. Wrestling is an art form when she is doing it.

I will also never forget how she encouraged me to pursue the relationship that led to my temporary retirement and gave me much needed good advice which gave me the confidence I was lacking before I’d spoken to her.

And she said all of this despite me being one of her regular clients and despite her knowing that I would scale back or even completely stop sessioning.

I remember her words, “love is more important”. If that’s not an example of a wonderful friend, I don’t know what is…

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Almost four years ago, I had my first ever full hour session with her and I was hooked immediately. The sessions kept coming and each one was special and each one greeted with the same anticipation and excitement I felt before the first very first one!

She has never gotten complacent and has never taken me for granted. I am a client, after all, and her professionalism is always top notch.

Of course, there are many great female session wrestlers out there. I know because I’ve wrestled many of them! And I will wrestle others (old faces and new ones) again soon.

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My last session with her was a double alongside her bestie Jade. Jade’s a diamond too, another of my favourites and they make an incredible team together.

But Ari is the absolute best for me. Always has been and always will be. Even if she didn’t break her leg, any look back on my wrestling ‘career’ would have to be dominated by her. 15 sessions and one mini session kind of demands it!!

So get well soon beautiful Ari! The wrestling and fetish scene just isn’t the same without you. And thanks for four years of fun and friendship. And bruises…

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Destroyed by my favourite dangerous duo

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Sometimes, life is golden. Even when things are tough, something happens that doesn’t just lift the gloom but helps you hit the heights of pure joy.

And for me that moment came when I booked my favourites Inferno and Jade for a double session. I don’t really need to say anymore about how perfect and exciting this session was going to be other than naming them!

Through my constant adulation via social media and this blog, the impact of my praise of both these perfect beauties may have dulled for some reading it. Indeed, I’ve probably run out of superlatives.

But as I say time and time again, they earn every positive syllable. Even after all these years and sessions, booking them is still a thrilling thing. I still look forward to seeing them as I did the very first time. Still get that buzz I did first time around. And I still get my arse kicked as I did the first time around!

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So to finally book them both together – well that added a fresh dynamic that, while it wasn’t needed, certainly ramped up the anticipation level!

Alas, my weekend with Inferno and Jade didn’t actually get off to a great start. Train delays for people booked in earlier to Monica’s glorious wrestling centre meant all sessions were running late.

I was the last of the day. So I had to wait a while. But any minor irritation subsided once I arrived, knocked on the door and was greeted by the hyper beauty that is Jade! She and Inferno were finishing off destroying a prior client and I went to the waiting area.

When they were finally ready for me, I got changed and was confronted by the beauties you see in these photos! Inferno and Jade are not just besties but also have a perfect working partnership. Different in looks and character in many ways but the same in terms of talent, attractiveness and their desire to deliver top class sessions.

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They have an understanding that is natural and they work like a dream. Even when posing for pictures! And that makes for an explosive and perfect session!

But before my camera came out, Jade started things off by setting up a mock mugging scenario! She chased me around the gym and then got me down. When she gently removed my glasses, I relaxed a bit as I thought she would only be playful. But that didn’t last long as she started trying to “steal” my wallet out my pocket.

I clung on for dear life but Inferno was soon backing her mate up and my wallet was seized. They ignored the money and went through my cards! The library card prompted them to label me a “geek”!!

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Eventually they let me go and we moved to the ring for the battle proper. After a brief pause to take photos and videos, the “action” started. Inexplicably, I tried to attack both of them with slaps.

It was the last time I was to be “ahead”. The punishment started and there was no let up from start to finish.

It effectively became a beatdown session with me trying and spectacularly failing to try to fight back.

I actually lost count of the submissions! Which is unheard of for me – but it was relentless! Headlocks, body scissors, arm bars, face sits, arm locks – and much more gave me no chance.

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They’d do this individually or as a team. Each time with devastating effect.

I’m a big fan of both their arses but getting one of them in my face as I was trying to battle out of the other’s scissor made life difficult!

Unsurprisingly, I was in immense pain in no time. As nothing was off limit, I pulled their hair, bit them, tickled them, shoved their faces into “Epping forest”…and this unleashed the beast in them!

Inferno bit my arm in retaliation, Jade literally kicked me in the arse. They both started kicking and punching like professional UFC fighters. I replied with bitch slaps and weak as fuck kicks back!

One would hold, the other would attack. Then they’d swap. I had no response. It was amazing!!

Jade shocked me with the power of her kicks. I expected Inferno to pack a whole load of power as she is martial arts trained. But she’s also advised Jade on how to kick with more impact. And boy has Jade heeded that advice!

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The taunts came thick and fast too. My whining and cries of pain seemed to feed their desire to attack. The wrestling/beatdown was relentless and I couldn’t do a single thing about it!

My sulking, pained face did little to help me. Like with everything else, it just encouraged them to be more brutal.

They pulled my chest hair, slapped me, attacked my crotch, gave me wedgies and punched and kicked me into next week. They also applied “fish hooks” to my mouth and shoved their stinky feet in my face. It was awesome!

So what was the final score? If it was less than 30 then I’m claiming victory! But I’d take a respectable defeat of 40-0 if offered! I really don’t know how many times I tapped. I just know I tapped a lot!

I was battered. Completely annihilated and boy it felt great. There was a contrast of emotions – the joy and thrill of a great session was tempered with the sadness that it had ended!

But I booked them with full confidence of getting a wonderful session and they totally smashed it.

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I make no secret that they are my favourites. That’s not to say others aren’t great. Indeed, I know they are and have wrestled many of them. And I will wrestle more as time goes on.

But I connected instantly with Inferno when I first met her and the seeds of my love of her talent were planted instantly. It was similar with Jade. She blew my mind when I first wrestled her! I’m proud to call them my friends too.

So it won’t come as a shock to anyone that I’d recommend them for a double session. They are spectacular as solo wrestlers, they are double the trouble and double the brilliance as a duo!

I had a truly wonderful weekend. First the session, then hanging around with them after, talking about life, enjoying a meal and drinks. Of course, there will be other sessions with them. But I won’t deny that it was a wrench to leave when the time came and my heart hurts because I’m not still having a laugh with them right now!

I really can’t give them a better reference than that…

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There ain’t no party like Monica’s Mixed Wrestling Party

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It takes a special, creative talent to come up with a brilliant business idea whilst drunk on a night out.

But that is exactly how wrestler and studio supremo Monica came up with her exciting concept of Mixed Wrestling Parties, that took the scene by storm last year.

In a nutshell, these events involve Monica’s Wrestling Centre being full of a bevy of beautiful brawlers ready to wrestle and take part in fun and games throughout an evening.

Guys pay their entrance fee and get to enjoy all the frolics at Monica’s fabulous new venue and, better still, are given the chance to have mini-sessions with the girls.

And one particular intriguing highlight from the three held last year was undoubtedly the ‘scissor circle’ which, as the photos suggest, are as fantastic as the name would suggest!

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The girls who appeared throughout 2016 read as a who’s who of the UK wrestling scene and the current line-up of the first Mixed Wrestling Party of 2017 carries on in that vain.

So, I caught up with Monica herself to find out a bit more about these parties and how they came about.

“Myself and a few more American wrestlers went on a ‘girlie night out’ one time and we got rather intoxicated!

“As the night got wilder, we began wrestling with big burly bouncers! The crowd’s who gathered to watch found it hilarious and the seeds were planted in my head!

“I thought it would be a good idea to do this professionally…but without the alcohol!

“I’ve wanted to host them for a long time but my old studio was way too small. But I opened my new venue last year and so the parties became a reality.”

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And it’s fair to say the parties really have taken off. Monica is justifiably pleased with how they’ve gone.

“My mixed parties are all about getting like-minded people together for the evening to enjoy themselves and to have fun, fun, fun!

“I think guys have enjoyed them immensely because of the fact you can wrestle and meet so many wrestlers in one night without it being too expensive. They are, in one word, brilliant!

“I’ve hosted three so far and all have gone absolutely brilliantly. Everyone has a great time rolling around and having a fabulous time. I’m very proud of myself for what I’ve created and achieved!”

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So what about the first Mixed Wrestling Party of 2017, which will be held on April 5? What can we expect on the night and, for that matter, in the ones that follow throughout the year?

“Fun and games are revealed on the night itself and we never really plan – just go with the flow as, after all, the best nights out are the ones that are not planned!

“I have four more parties planned for 2017 so it’s a case of watch this space. Of course, there are some special treats in store but I don’t want to reveal too much as I don’t want people copying my ideas as it seems they always do! ;-)”

For a list on the confirmed wrestlers to date, prices and details on the parties, visit Monica’s Mixed Wrestling Party page on her website here:
http://wrestlingmonica.com

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The sheer euphoric thrill of play piercing!

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It was a sensation like no other I’d ever felt before. As Domina Ari pierced my skin with each of the 20 needles, I experienced an incredible rush. One that I wanted to enjoy again and again.

I had agreed to take part in my first ever needle play session, that was also to be filmed. I am slowly ridding myself of the shackles that have prevented me from exploring my kinky desires beyond wrestling and this was something completely different and daring!

I’ve never been pierced before and I was intrigued by this concept. Given her many talents and the number of different strings to her bow, it came as no surprise that Ari is trained in piercing and capable of such artistry!

She talked me through what would be involved and sent me a comprehensive safety guide which she strongly recommended I read before the session.

There was a lot to take in and a lot to think about but Ari put my safety at the top of the agenda and was reassuring throughout. I trust her implicitly and knew I was in safe hands. And she wanted me to be absolutely sure I was comfortable doing it and, of course, that I enjoy the experience.

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If the truth be told, I really wasn’t sure if I would be comfortable doing it! I’d had injections before and never flipped out so I knew I didn’t have any existing issues with needles. But having never done any piercing before, I simply couldn’t tell how I’d react until I was actually experiencing it.

For those not in the know, play piercing involves needles being placed through the skin rather than into the body.

Ari had decided she wanted to show off her nifty needle play skills on my chest and, a couple of weeks before, she dropped the bombshell that I’d have to shave my chest!

My excessively hairy chest that I had affectionately christened ‘Epping Forest’ was perhaps my only weapon against the ladies I wrestle – everyone hated having their face shoved into the Forest! But now, all of a sudden, it was gone. My chest was now fully exposed!

As you can see from photographer Mark Page’s amazing photos, I wore a mask. I won’t lie, my primary reason for this was to retain my anonymity.

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But it provided the happy accident that, because I couldn’t see what Ari was doing and when she was going to do it, it built up the anticipation beautifully.

I lay down on the bench and Domina Ari started doing her thing. She told me (and the viewers) that she would stick to quite basic piercing as it was my first time.

My adrenalin was pumping as she used antiseptic to clean the area she was going to put the first five of 20 needles in my chest. I could hear her preparing the first needle and my hands gripped the sides of the bench hard.

I felt the needle touch my skin and I took a sharp intake of breath. As it went in, I felt that split second of pain but then I heard Ari say ‘One’ and I felt a rush of euphoria. It’s hard to explain but it was an amazing feeling. A feeling that only increased with each needle.

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After the first five, Ari took a break and checked if I was ok. I was more than ok. When I told her on camera that I was doing good, it was an understatement. I was loving it.

The next five came and went in the same fashion, only the euphoric feeling seemed to grow. The combination of Domina Ari demonstrating her extraordinary talent, the sensation of the needles piercing my skin and that initial moment of pain followed by immense pleasure made this a truly incredible experience.

The fact that I couldn’t see what was going on only added to the thrill. There were other people in the room and they stayed silent for the filming. Except at one point where one guy couldn’t contain his shock at one needle going in. Judging by the sound of his wincing, he probably felt the pain more than I did!

In no time at all, Ari was preparing to pierce me with the final five needles. She went a little more artistic this time and placed them in a circle. She also had to force the needles in a little harder on that particular part of my chest. Yes, the pain increased a bit but so did the pleasure!

And then it was done. I lay there for a few seconds as Ari did her bit to the camera. She checked if I was ok and I was buzzing. I could feel the needles in my chest but there was no pain. Just a tingling, exciting feeling that I’d been part of something incredible.

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Ari asked if I wanted to look at her handiwork before she took the needles out but, knowing that Mark had taken excellent photos (his work is always awesome! Check it out his website here), I opted not to. The removal of the needles was totally painless and the buzz remained with me.

I stayed lying down for a while before gingerly sitting up. I started to shake a little and the feeling of euphoria was still with me. I guess the best way of describing it is I felt ‘high’.

Everyone else in the room were giving me a hearty ‘well done’ with one or two saying they could never have done that. And it did feel like I’d achieved! God knows how I’d have felt if Ari had done more than the basics!

Before I met Domina Ari, I’d never have even contemplated this. Starting wrestling was a huge step for me! But from never having been pierced in my life to now wanting to be a pin cushion was remarkable.

And it’s a testament to Ari’s professionalism, talent and the wholehearted trust I have in her that I would make such a jump! I’m already looking forward to more needle play and next time she can be even more creative and daring!

There’s a whole, thrilling world away from session wrestling that I’m having great fun exploring alongside the wonderful Domina Ari. You really should get booking her for whatever of your tastes she can brilliantly cater for! I’ve now ticked off needle play and oil wrestling. I’ve also ticked off beat down sessions with her. But that’s for another blog on another day…

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2016 – My year in words and pictures

This year had some tough moments in my personal life while the loss of so many wonderful talents (David Bowie and Prince left me devastated) have made this a horrible year.
But, as so often in the past few years, the wrestling scene has been my salvation! Back fully in the scene, I’ve had some moments to truly cherish.
Ari/Inferno has led the way yet again. I’ve truly enjoyed her company this year, loved all our sessions and found her to be an incredible friend.
There has been so many others and so much more this year too. Whatever life throws at me, I know that wrestling and the wider fetish community will always make me feel happy and grateful.

So here is my year in words and pictures. It’s been a blast.

Matches of the year

1. Jade

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Oh boy! Where do I start with this one from May 2016?! It had been 18 months since we last wrestled as Jade had gone away and got herself a beautiful daughter called Olivia and I had gone away and stupidly fallen in love.
But things had moved on and we were back on the mats and ready for a long overdue battle. So training hard and making sure we were in tip top shape for this grudge match was essential, right?
Well, no. Instead we both arrived with raging hangovers! But we didn’t let that ruin it! Jade was immense and I wasn’t going to let a bad head spoil things.
Fighting in Monica’s fab new ring at her new venue only added to the fun. I’ve been in several rings but Monica’s is quite superb!
I got my ass handed to me of course and gorgeous Jade proved that becoming a mum had just made her even stronger.
But it was wonderful to be back wrestling her and great to have a laugh – including on the tube home! Hopefully next time we won’t both have fuzzy, morning after a night on the booze heads.
One thing’s for sure – I won’t leave it 18 months before I wrestle this beauty again!

2. Amethyst Hammerfist

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Wow! This little fuzzball of energy burst on the scene last year and I made her my Wrestler of the Year without even having met her!!
I put that right in March this year when I finally booked a session with her and the encounter was as fast-paced, exciting and intense as you’d imagine.
We fought with a punk/grunge soundtrack, specifically put together by Amethyst, blasting out in the Submission Rooms and it was awesome!
I actually started off brilliantly and was leading. Such was my impressive form I started dreaming of winning. Ah, those heady first five minutes of the session! But Amethyst soon slapped that silly notion of me winning out of my head.
She was relentless and intent on making me feel her full force. She was dominating and even getting frustrated at my wimpy submissions as the match wore on!
But win or lose, it was an incredible session. We had fun chatting wrestling, David Bowie and life over a few drinks after too. She was engaging company.
Later in the year, I also had my first ever oil wrestling match with her. This gorgeous punk princess is well worth it!

3. Zoe Page

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You might think I’d go for the second match where I actually won! But for sheer fun and laughs, I simply have to pick my first fantasy wrestle with the gorgeous Zoe Page!
I finally got my hands on this cheeky, sexy señorita at Ari’s Splosh Day event in June – having spent months trying and failing to find a time to suit us.
But the important thing was that here we were in Dodgy Dave’s awesome place in Woking getting to grips with one another.
And it was a pure joy. We rolled around on the carpet pretending to be serious about the wrestling while laughing pretty much from the first minute to the last.
Zoe’s cute smile did mask her genuine wrestling know-how and from time to time her vicious scissors would me make tap. But it was a fantasy session and I was loving every second of it.
Perhaps the most memorable moment came when she did her perfect impression of the spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park! I was actually on top of her but fell off through laughter and submitted because I was in no fit state to wrestle for a few minutes after it!
Being a fantasy wrestler means she isn’t as serious and intense as other wrestlers…but what she does do she does wonderfully well. I can’t get enough of this girl and she is likely to be my first session opponent of 2017!

Toughest Challenges:

1. Wrestling Scorpion

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Now, obviously Scorpion is in an immensely skilled and extremely strong wrestler who has destroyed far far better wrestlers than me.
And I knew I was going to get my ass kicked royally during our mini-session at Pippa L’Vinn’s September event.
But what made it worse and an even bigger challenge was Scorp’s insistence on intimidation tactics in the build-up. As if I wasn’t already mentally losing, she kept giving me the “stare” which crippled me even further.
And, to make things even worse still, another of the guys at the show decided to put up a £10 prize for whichever of my three mini-session opponents could get the most submissions out of me (Cheers Dean!)!
Of course, I was little more than a human mop as she wiped the floor with me in 15 long minutes. I did actually try to resist her attacks. I even tried to fight back but the only ‘offense’ I was actually able to mount was shoving her face into my ‘Epping forest’ chest hair.
I lost 16-0. Yes, she managed more than one submission per minute! I think it’s fair to say she managed to get an emphatic win over me!

2. Trying to make Ari tap

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Will it ever happen?! This year she got 41 submissions out of me within three hours and 15 minutes of wrestling while, again, I didn’t make her tap even once!
That makes a grand total of 13 hour long sessions and one mini session where I’ve not troubled the scorers! We even had a session in oil to mix things up and see if that would bring about a change in fortunes for me but, no!
It was after my fourth ever session with her that I opened my big mouth and told her that I’d not made her tap and that was my primary aim. Since then, she has become more determined than ever not to let me get even one measly tap out!
Apart from fleeting attacking moments, I never ever look likely to even make her have to defend – let alone submit! I honestly can’t see it happening!
Will that ever stop me trying, though? Will it bollocks! She is my favourite for a damn good reason and that is she is brilliant. The day I tire of wrestling Ari is the day for me to retire for good!
But, you know, just one solitary submission against her wouldn’t be unwelcome round my way…

Biggest Disappointment – Missing Monica’s November Show

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I’ve heard so much about Monica’s wrestling shows, bought clips from them and seen so many great photos…but never been able to get to one to watch all the action live.
So I was all set to go last month and had chatted to Monica herself about it and was looking forward to it.
That was until ‘normal life’ got in the bloody way and prevented me from going! To say I was gutted was an understatement – not least because Jade was going to be strutting her stuff there!
Also, I’m a bit of groupie when it comes to Monica’s ring. I love it. I used it in my match with Jade and want to use it again very soon!
Monica’s shows are famous and very popular for good reason so I want to get to one soon – especially after the huge disappointment of missing out in November!

Favourite wrestling moments:

1. Jade ‘milking’ it

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Yes, you read that right! My favourite wrestling moment of the year came when Jade unexpectedly got her breast out and sprayed me with her milk!
Ok, I know I had sessions with so many great girls, I went to a wrestling show and I did all these fab things. But for sheer most memorable, biggest talking point and absolute ‘WTF’ moment, it has to be that!
It came about when I was deploying dirty tactics in our mini-session. I pulled her hair as she was on top and she warned that she would do it. “Hahahahaha, yeah right!” was my confident reply.
I think utter shock prevented me from shrieking out when I suddenly felt this liquid being squirted into my face. A few seconds later I realised that Jade was only doing what I never thought she would!
When the shock subsided, I laughed. A lot. I also never pulled her hair for the rest of the match!
Jade certainly doesn’t need gimmicks to be memorable but I won’t forget this moment in a hurry!

2. Pippa L’Vinn’s show

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After more than two years since I last travelled up to Manchester, I was over the moon to go back and experience one of Pippa L’Vinn’s wrestling extravaganzas!
I got to enjoy the likes of Ari, Jade, Scorpion, Nexus, Lisa King, Raven, Blaze, Shelby Beach and of course Pippa herself in action. I also got to see so many of the great guys in the scene, meeting a couple along the way too.
Naturally, I got in on the action with mini sessions with Ari, Jade and Scorpion too. The day after, I also got to see amazing Axa again after so long (she hurt me as usual!) while I met the one and only Chloe Lovette who is even more gorgeous in person than she is in her photos!
It’s events and weekend’s like that one that remind me why I love this scene so much!

Biggest inspiration – Ari

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I sat in the public gallery watching as Ari took to the witness stand, with her attacker sat just yards away from her. She stood up, told of the horrific impact that monster’s attack had on her and ensured he got locked up for it.
At that moment, my already sky-high respect and admiration for this most beautiful and remarkable of women went shooting through the roof and deep into space.
She had already given evidence during the trial which saw a guilty verdict handed down. But here she was talking about how she had been affected. It wasn’t easy to listen to. But what she did was so important.
She struck a major blow for women in the scene. She stood up to be counted and will have no doubt made it easier for the next victim of a heinous crime to come forward and not just suffer in silence.
I can’t even begin to imagine what she was going through at that point or what she had gone through before. But what I did understand and recognise was how inspiring and amazing her bravery was.
Ari is a remarkable woman. I knew I had backed a winner when I first met her and she became my favourite. I’m incredibly lucky to be able to call her a friend too. A truly fantastic one as well.
The court case was just one example of how inspiring she is. I continue to be in awe of her and her work and it’s a pleasure to follow her and session with her.
I couldn’t ask for a better and more inspirational friend.

Wrestler of the Year – Ari

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Well, this was inevitable! I had a total of seven sessions and three mini sessions this year and Ari featured in four of them (two mat sessions, one mini session and an hour oil wrestling)! And all four were incredible and memorable.
Not only that but I was extremely fortunate to be involved in her inaugural Splosh Day, getting to help out and have fun during an amazing day.
Yes, I say it over and over and it’s well documented that she is my favourite. But the most remarkable thing for me is how she keeps on raising the bar.
She never rests on her laurels or takes me for granted and each session leaves me buzzing with fresh wonder and delight at her talents. The familiarity that is there after 13 full sessions and one mini session has never been detrimental to my enjoyment and I hope she feels the same – she certainly seems to enjoy kicking my arse!
I’ve never made her tap and one has to entertain the very serious possibility that I never will. But I don’t think I’ll ever tire of trying.
Recently, my curiosity about other kinks and fetishes has been getting the better of me and I’ve begun exploring them with Ari helping me. Such is the trust I have in her! You’ll be reading more about those in the coming weeks.
I don’t know anyone who had a more challenging 2016 than Ari, but I hope she realises she is responsible for the best moments in my year. She’ll make 2017 memorable too. She is an incredible wrestler and an exceptional human being.

So that was 2016. Already looking ahead to 2017. Hopefully ‘normal’ life will be better…but so long as this crazy, fabulous scene keeps on delivering, I won’t have a lot to complain about!

Happy wrestling everyone xx

Zoe Page: a fabulous fantasy turned into reality

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It’s not unusual for me to be in pain after a session, as you all know by now! But this time the pain was in my cheeks and in my sides from laughing so much.

I didn’t think I could laugh as much in a session as I did the first time I wrestled the delectable Zoe Page but I was wrong. Because here she was again. Cracking jokes, making funny noises and being the utter hilarious delight that she really is!

After my first ever session with her at Ari’s awesome Splosh Day event in June, I’ve been chomping at the bit to meet her again.

With her living out in Spain, her time in England is limited so it was essential I booked up with her now before she flew back for the rest of the year! And boy am I glad I did!

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Obviously, Zoe is beautiful and she’s a lady. A gorgeous, classy, sex bomb of a lady! And she is also a fantasy wrestler. She made it clear to me when I first discovered she wrestled that she’s not a competitive grappler.

So, I already knew there wouldn’t be a host of armbars, triangles, elaborate chokes and holds that most girls I’ve wrestled enjoy putting me in and making me submit from.

But what Zoe does do, she does exceptionally well. And, in any case, she has some punishing moves that she’s certainly not shy about using on her victims!

The fun started before we actually hit the mats. I turned up at Dodgy Dave’s amazing place in Woking and Zoe was there looking all fabulous and ready for fun. She treated me to one of her delicious cups of tea before we got down to it.

During our conversations, the laughs had already started and nothing changed as we got set for action. In fact, she laughed so hard that she snorted!! Which, of course prompted more giggles. But she asked me not to mention the snorting so I won’t.

Zoe also wanted to keep her rather funky socks on (hence some of the photos on here!) before she eventually took them off.

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And then the wrestling fantasy became reality once again as we started rolling around on the mats. We joked and mocked each other’s attempts at getting the other until…BINGO! I struck first!

My trusty old body scissor finally came back and she tapped!!!! Feeling more confident about myself we carried on and…BOOM! I struck again. Same move, same outcome. 2-0 to the loser!!!!!

Wham! Bamalam! Thank you mam! Now I felt like a real man! Zoe played her part by pretending to be upset at the scoreline but the smiles and jokes kept flowing. As did the underhand moves by both of us.

I pulled her hair and tried to attack her with my stubble that had served me well against other girls but Zoe wasn’t phased at all. In fact, she seemed to enjoy it!! She got her own dirty tricks in by biting me, pulling my chest hair, pinching me and tickling me. All of those had an effect!!

She also remembered to wrestle and attacked me like a thunderball to get me in a body scissor of her own that made me squeal out my submission!

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By now though, the wrestling felt like a sideshow to the other entertainment! We were laughing constantly! Zoe carried on her tradition of making strange noises including imitating a lamb and more snorting (but I won’t mention that as she doesn’t want me to…).
I got my hat-trick of body scissors to earn a third submission out of her and I was now closing in on my first win in more than two years!! But who really cared?!

We carried on rolling around back and forth on the mats. We carried on mocking each other and making each other cry with laughter. And we carried on using dirty tricks to try to get an advantage.

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Going back to the actual wrestling, Zoe made it 3-2 with one of her own body scissors. She had me trapped between those punishing legs and was not letting me go. When she’s on the attack, she switches to femme fatale mode and it’s hard to resist!

And that was that. A fantastic, hilarious hour just gone in a flash. We were still laughing as the session finished. We were still laughing after the session had finished. I’m still laughing now the day after!

Amongst the hilarity, I had actually won a wrestling match. Fantasy or no fantasy, it still counts. But the truth is I had won just by booking the session in the first place. Zoe is that damn good.

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She is a wonderful fantasy wrestler. She can put the squeeze on when the opportunity arises but she’ll have you drooling, giggling and desperate for more in no time. She is the cute, daughter of darkness and totally adorable!

And, like the best wrestlers, Zoe is keen on ensuring you have a great time and enjoy every aspect of the session.

The one thing I always hope my blog can achieve is to inspire other guys to take the plunge and book sessions with the girls. And that’s what I hope will happen with Zoe. Don’t just read about her or talk about sessioning with her…GO AHEAD AND BOOK HER! Trust me, she’s well worth it!

As I left for home, we were already planning our next meeting. And there she was talking about it happening at a zoo! I know, I know…she’s a one off is Zoe!

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